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I don't know what liquor tastes like, cuz I'm too young to drink it.   (Back to the Future Part II)

Mulder: you kids live around here? kids: yea mulder: u see anyone diggin over there kids: we ain't suppose to talk about it scully: u ain't suppose ot talk about it who told u that? kids: nobody mulder: are u saying nobody built u that play ground..nobody bought u those new bikes. scully: i think u should tell us. kids: we don't even know u scully: well we are fbi agents kids: ur not fbi agents mulder: and how do u kno? kids: cause u all look like door to door salesmen Mulder: anybody wanna buy a badge? kids: they left and hour ago..heading that way   (X Files, The)

Leatha necked, Jarhead motha fucka   (Heartbreak Ridge)

I wanted one of these, but this one's better 'cuz I didn't have to pay for it!   (Night Shift)

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Look at you, you pathetic little weasel   (American Wedding)

I don't dislike men. I envy their freedom. I resent not having the same.   (Tarzan, the Ape Man)

I never get wounded.   (So Proudly We Hail!)

Oh, You are a virgin? I just thought you were going to kill us   (40 Year Old Virgin, The)

Those goons are orphan remnants of the post-Perestroika Soviet Secret Police apparatus which, until 1991, carried out its own twisted interpretation of the well intentioned original Marxist-Leninist doctrine using the State Security, which was massively corrupted by Beria at the end of the '30s. Of course once a mass popular is coerced into such behavior as a permanent condition of their mind, a radical doctrinal, dialectic shift such as Glasnost, produces guys like these: stunned headless automata whose only purpose in their lives is the continuation of brutish measures to which their genetic code has been programmed since the fall of the Romanovs.   (Blues Brothers 2000)

Don't go build castles on quarter-acre lots.   (Reversible Errors)

MARY- I have no intention of making a spectacle of myself, Thank you! BERT- Fine, I'll do it myself. MARY- Do what? BERT- A bit of magic. It's easy. First you think. You wink. You do a double blink. Close your eyes.... and jump! (NOTHING HAPPENS) JANE- Was something supposed to happen? MARY- Oh Bert, what utter nonsense! Why must you always complicate things that are really quite simple. Give me your hand please, Michael. Don't slouch. 1-2-3! (THEY JUMP INTO BERT'S DRAWING)   (Mary Poppins)

You know I love you more than my luggage   (Steel Magnolias)

1/_Are you a lawyer?? 2/_Hell no! I hate lawyers, I just work for one   (Erin Brockovich)

All these rooms and we spend our lives three feet from the fire.   (Firelight)

1/ I got 'im... I got 'im!!! 2/ Great kid, don't get cocky!   (Star Wars: Episode IV)

We've had a lightning strike.   (Stealth)

1.) Just tell me you're gonna smoke him. 2.) Like a motherfuckin'pack of Kools.   (Low Down Dirty Shame, A)

--Money breeds money. --Mine must be on the pill.   (Robbery)

1/_Did you hear about the Irish girl who took *the pill* twice 2/_To be sure, to be sure   (Odd Angry Shot, The)