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Look at the road Bo. Bo, look at the road.   (Dukes of Hazzard, The)

Sulley: See Mikey, Ted's walking to work. Mikey: Big deal, the guy takes 5 steps and he's there.   (Monsters, Inc.)

When you believe in what you're selling, you succeed.   (Assassination of Richard Nixon, The)

We're going to have dinner! Can you believe that? Oh my God! Do you know what this means? It means he's re-prioritized. He's worked through his relationship phobias - His fear of intimacy, his thing about my poisoning his food. He's ready to recommit.   (First Wives Club, The)

Jack: How you can sit there, calmly eating muffins when we are in this horrible trouble, I can't make out. You seem to me to be perfectly heartless. Algernon: Well, I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs. One should always eat muffins quite calmly. It is the only way to eat them. Jack: I say it's perfectly heartless, your eating muffins at all, under the circumstances. Algernon: When I am in trouble, eating is the only thing that consoles me. Indeed, when I am in really great trouble, as anyone who knows me intimately will tell you, I refuse everything except food and drink. At the present moment I am eating muffins because I am unhappy. Besides, I am particularly fond of muffins. [ Rising. ] Jack: [ Rising. ] Well that is no reason why you should eat them all in that greedy way. [ Takes muffins from Algernon. ] Algernon: [ Offering tea cake. ] I wish you would have tea cake instead. I don't like tea cake. Jack: Good heavens! I suppose a man may eat his own muffins in his own garden. Algernon: But you have just said it was perfectly heartless to eat muffins. Jack: I said it was perfectly heartless of you, under the circumstances. That is a very different thing. Algernon: That may be, but the muffins are the same. [ He seizes the muffin-dish from Jack. ]   (Importance of Being Earnest, The)

1: She sounds like a real classy broad. 2: You wouldn't know a classy broad if she took a dump on your head.   (Outside Providence)

How could I know that income tax bill meant me too?   (Senator Was Indiscreet, The)

i'll be there to rear your child You hear that, Ben? Don't let him near the kid, he wants to rear your child!   (Knocked Up)

I know more words than you do.   (Women, The)

you turned injun, dincha'?   (Dances with Wolves)

I still got the shovel!   (Shooter)

That sandwich is made with love

No - mayonaise   (Cactus Flower)

What a bathing suit?   (Forbidden Planet)

what we have here is failure to communicate   (Smokey and the Bandit III)

Granny Wendy: Oh, Peter, when I was younger no girl curried your favor like I did. I half expected you to alight in the church on my wedding day and stop my vows. I wore a pink satin sash. (Pause) But you didn't come. (She leans in to kiss Peter) Peter: Granny?   (
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What's the hell's a few years at our age?   (Yakuza, The)

You're exused...and I'm NOT your bra!   (Zoolander)

I say, not until you pay da toll   (Robin Hood: Men in Tights)

GTA Motherfuck Ten points!   (Resident Evil: Apocalypse)

I woke up and I was so glad.   (Best in Show)