Look at this house. Someone should be happy here.   (Weather Man, The)

I invented the Internet.   (Inconvenient Truth, An)

1. Rich matrons pay well to be pleasured by the bravest of champions.
2. I knew your brother would send assassins; I didn't realize he would send his best.
1. Maximus, he does not know.
2. My family were burned and crucified while they were still alive!
1. I knew nothing-
2. DON'T LIE TO ME!
1. I wept for them.
2. As you wept for your father? As you wept for your father?
1. I have been living in a prison of fear since that day. To be unable to mourn your father for fear of your brother? To live each moment of each day in terror because your son is heir to the throne? Oh, I have wept.
2. My son was innocent!
1. So is mine! Must my son die, too, before you'll trust me?   (Gladiator)

If this is torture, chain me to the wall!   (Oliver & Company)

1)i'm moaning! 2)oh my god you are?! 1) no i'm just saying that to make you feel better   (American Pie Presents Band Camp)

[Tagline] Get ready to root for the bad guy   (Payback)

1/_Otisberg??!! 2/_It's a little-bitty place!   (Superman)

Every true lover knows that the moment of greatest satisfaction comes when ecstasy is long over, and he beholds before him the flower which has blossomed beneath his touch.   (Don Juan DeMarco)

I am a Walrus   (Breakfast Club, The)

Can't stop the signal   (Serenity)

sorry i just can't be with someone who hates animals and thinks im a mental person   (How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days)

hey your making me look stupid get out here pandajerk   (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

you attack my friends and you make fun of my size   (Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius)

Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you over-estimate their chances!   (Star Wars: Episode IV)

Dear God, whose name I do not know. Thank you for my life. I forgot. How big! Thank you. Thank you for my life.   (Joe Versus the Volcano)

1)Do you have certain questions that you ask? 2)No. I just go by the seat of my pants. 1)Well how am I doing? 2)I'm about to slide off my chair.   (Nuts)

Sparrow: Have I threaten you before?   (Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl)

It's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop.   (Down by Law)

I look at people's thoughts and see what they really mean. You do that a while and people stop surprising you. I just want to be surprised.   (Final Analysis)

its a trip you know, when youre a kid, you, you see everyhting youve always wanted, and it never occurs to you, that its not gonna turn out that way   (Love & Basketball)