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Joel: What if it breaks? Clementine: What if? do you really care right now?   (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind)

Now then, for this shot, I absolutely need to have the 14 reflex...Not that reflex! With a 75 opening. Put that Hollywood film camera over there.   (After the Fox)

Time is a monster that cannot be reasoned with. It responds like a snail at our impatience and races like a gazelle when you can't catch your breath.   (Simon Birch)

The Schloss Adler is inaccessible and impregnable.   (Where Eagles Dare)

I bet you don't see that in downtown Chicago   (Sound of Thunder, A)

1/_See that guy over there? He's following you... 2/_I know he's been tailin' my ass.... and now he knows I know it   (Warriors, The)

Hi, I'm Johnny Cash   (Walk the Line)

You cannot just barge into people's lofts, wanting sex and then changing your mind. Telling people that they were in a day spa for a week.   (Zoolander)

These things are defective.   (Blazing Saddles)

Harry, gimme good news, man!!!   (Speed)

1: Crack Gretchen and we crack the lock on Regina's whole dirty history. 2: Say Crack again. 1: Crack.   (Mean Girls)

I like to think of Jesus as having huge angel wings, and singin the lead lyrics to Lynyrd Skynard, and I'm in the front row hammered drunk!   (Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby)

1/_ You didn't leave me...I can't believe it... you didn't leave me! 2/_ Didn't have anywhere else to be just then   (Speed)

This is the mommy and this is the baby ad they hold hands cuz they're friends.   (Superstar)

I'm about to say fuck school and get money wit ch'all niggas   (Belly)

That Face.   (Paris)

DI: Private why did you join my corp! Anthony: Sir I got lost on my way to college sir!   (Jarhead)

Twenty papers: two dollars. Gee johnny I dont have a dime. Didn't ask for a dime....Two dollars...cash.   (Better Off Dead...)

1. Heywood, what you in for? 2. Didn't do it, lawyer fucked me!   (Shawshank Redemption, The)

Learn or be killed.   (Class of 1999)