Rene: I have always taken you with a grain of salt. On your birthday, when you wanted me to do a striptease to the theme from Mighty Mouse, I did it. When you made me sleep underneath the bed after prom in case your mother burst in, I did it. When we were at my Grandmother's funeral, and you told everyone you could see her nipples through her burial gown, I let it slide. *WHIP* But if you think I'm going to suffer through any more of your shit with a smile, now that we're broken up; you're in for some serious fucking disappointment.   (Mallrats)

fuck the fucking fuckers in the fuck   (Without A Paddle)

Berkowski- Who are you? Slevin- MEtaphorically? Berkowski- Your name. Slevin- Rank, Serial Number Fed- You Really Oughta Play Ball Kid Slevin- Really? You Think Im Tall Enough? (Fed Punches Him In The Gut) Berkowski- Your name. Slevin- Oh, Right... Slevin Kelevra. K-E-L-E-V-R-A. Kelevra.   (Lucky Number Slevin)

Don't you have gun control in this country?   (Revenge of the Red Baron)

1/_Perhaps you and Larry will join us for the consumption of mass quantities this weekend... will we ignite our new flame pit and char some mammal flesh for you 2/_That sounds like fun!   (Coneheads)

Tape recorders??? The Japs will kill us on labor costs!!!   (Back to School)

--Do you accept election?
--I accept. And may God have mercy on me.   (Shoes of the Fisherman, The)

-It is I Arthur king of the Britons -king of the whooo?? -The Britons!! -Who are the Britons??? -We are! We all are the Britons. -Well, I didnt vote for ya.   (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

When rich wives get dead, I usually go after the husband. Only problem is you saw a thief. An Indian killed Gloria Revelle.   (Body Double)

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You shoot it out with them and for some reason they get to look like heroes. You put 'em behind bars and they look little and cheap.   (Destry Rides Again)

Look at us I am frozen ad your dead and I miss you.   (Vanilla Sky)

Here's my impression of life at big Bri's house. ~Son! ~Yeah Dad! ~How was your day? ~Swell!   (Breakfast Club, The)

S: If there's any fighting, you fall down or run away. It's okay to leave them to die.   (Serenity)

Jareth singing:As the pain sweeps through, makes no sense for you, every thrill has gone, it wasnt too much fun at all, but ill be there for you, as the world falls down.   (Labyrinth)

Ryan Dunn: You look beautiful today. Glauren: You look like shit. Ryan Dunn: Gee thanks, why do you think I'm in here? I'm getting my hair cut. I know I look like shit.   (Haggard: The Movie)

Carrie: Have you seen my boobs lately? Rebecca: Yeah, they're pretty. Carrie: Of course they are and you know why? Because I don't fucking jog!   (Dirty Love)

I never use a stuntman.   (After the Fox)

1/_Allow me to share something with the entire class.... Last night as I was grading papers, I came across two gems both entitled *Cells are Bad* and both with just one paragraph which I unfortunately committed to memory.... Cells are bad. My uncle lives in a cell. It's ten foot by twelve and he has to read the same boring, old magazine everyday. The end Although my standards are nowhere where they used to be I could not bring myself to put A's atop those beauties.... sorry guys 2/_ That's ok 3/_ ok   (Evolution)

Why you actin so messed up towards me? z-why u actin so messed up towards me? Hansel- you first. Zoolander- maybe I felt threatened by you   (Zoolander)