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As a matter of fact i happen to know exactly where Germany is, but the question is Do you know where the location of yor asshole is?   (Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason)

This is the country where the nuggets of gold are just crying out for you to take them out of the ground and make 'em shine in coins on the fingers and necks of swell dames.   (Treasure of the Sierra Madre, The)

1/ You didn't slay the dragon??!! 2/ It's on my *TO_DO* list, now let's go!!!   (Shrek)

It's gonna be all right! Get a hold of yourself! *slap*   (Airplane!)

I spent my whole life trying to forget what I saw. Now I have to remember.   (Music Box)

derek - have u cum 2 tell me wot a bad ugoogaliser i am? matilda - ...? derek - dont tell me u dont no wot a ugoogaly is   (Zoolander)

That's a switch. The big bad wolf being guarded by the 3 little pigs.   (Diamonds Are Forever)

Michael: If I heard a cackling, I would have shit in my pants!   (Blair Witch Project, The)

Cake store, cake store, cake store   (28 Days)

Kathryn:Are you ok? Cecile:No! kathryn shuts door and turns back around Kathryn:Calm down, tell me whats wrong Cecile:Something awful happened last night Kathryn:What? Cecile:It involves your brother Kathryn:What? Cecile:I don't think you want to know Kathryn:Cecile you have to tell me! Cecile:ok Cecile whispers in Kathryn's ear Kathryn:He went down on you? Cecile:If thats what you call it   (Cruel Intentions)

I hope they shrivel up and fall off.   (Pretty in Pink)

1/ Don't look, Jack!!! 2/ I already did! 3/ Don't! 4/ I won't!   (Big Trouble in Little China)

you guys are so far up your asses   (40 Year Old Virgin, The)

LEARN TO SPELL YOU TURDS!!   (Batman Begins)

Alan Smithee.   (Burn Hollywood Burn
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Sugar dates! Sugar dates and beads! Sugar dates and pistachios!   (Aladdin)

Dear Clarice,______________ I have followed with enthusiasm the course of your disgrace and public shaming.... my own never bothered me except of course, of the inconvienience of being incarcerated. But you my lack perspective. In our discussions down in the dungeon it was apparent to me that your father, the dead night watchman figures largely in your value system. I think your success in putting an end to Jame Gumb's career as a coutorier pleased you most because you could imagine your father being pleased. But now alas you are in bad odour with the FBI. Do you imagine your daddy being shamed by your disgrace? Do you see him in his plane pine box crushed by your failure? The sorry petty end of a promising career? What is worst about this humilliation, Clarice? Is it how your failure will reflect in your mommy and daddy? Is your worst fear that people will now and forever believe they were indeed just good old trailer-camp, tornado-bait, white trash? And that perhaps you are too? Hmmm? By the way I couldn't help noticing on the FBI rather dull public website that I have been hoisted from bureau's archive of the commom criminal and elevated to the more prestigious ten most wanted list. Is this coincidence? Are you back on the case? If so..... goody-goody! Cause I need to come out of retirement and return to public life. I imagine you sitting in a dark basement room bent over papers and computer screens. Is that accurate? Please tell me truly, Special Agent Starling______________ Regards___________ Your old pal Hannibal Lecter M.D._____________ P.S. Clearly this new assignment is not your choice, rather I suppose this part of the bargain but, you accepted it Clarice. Your job is to craft my doom. So I am not yours as well as I should wish you, but I'm sure we'll have a lot o' fun._______________ Ta-ta,__________ *H*   (Hannibal)

imma be thirty two like magic   (Love & Basketball)

1) Wouldyouliketogototheballwithme? 2) Sorry? I didn't catch that?   (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)

Aww, you motherfuckers.... Okay... Alright... I'm putting cases on all you bitches.... Huh... You think you can do this shit... Jake! You think you can do this to me?! You motherfuckers will be playing basketball in Pelican Bay when I get finished with you.... Shoe program, nigga.... 23 hour lockdown.... I'm the man up in this piece! You'll never see the light of... who the fuck do you think you're fucking with? I'm the police, I run shit around here. You just live here... Yeah, that's right, you better walk away.... Go on and walk away... 'cause I'm gonna' burn this motherfucker down... King Kong ain't got shit on me!! That's right!, that's right! Shit, I don't, fuck... I'm winning anyway, I'm winning... I'm winning any motherfucking way... I can't lose... Yeah, you can shoot me, but you can't kill me!!!   (Training Day)