Actually that was all just a test to see how you respond to crazy people, and you passed.   (Must Love Dogs)

Hey Carmine let me ask you something. What's sets off your metal detectors first. The lead in your ass or the shit in your brains?   (Die Hard 2)

The Germans have totally penetrated MI6.   (Where Eagles Dare)

This is the mommy and this is the baby ad they hold hands cuz they're friends.   (Superstar)

Kate: Other men have loved me, you know. Bill: I figured as much. Kate: And I've loved them too. Bill: That's only natural. Kate: And all of those men have gone out of my life. Why do you think that is? Bill: Because they weren't me. Kate: And who are you? Bill: I'm the man who's going to make you happy. Kate: That's very romantic. Bill: Be good to her and she'll be good to you. Kate: Are you sure you're not just trying to seduce me? Bill: It's you who has seduced me. Kate: We'll see.   (Simple Men)

It's not the size of the hammer it's the nail your driving it at!   (Scary Movie)

Lloyd: Maybe I didn't really know you. Maybe you were just a mirage. Maybe the world is full of food and sex and spectacle and we're all just hurling towards an apocalypse, in which case it's not your fault. I'm been thinking about all these things and... you're probably standing there monitoring. And one more thing - about the letter. Nuke it. Flame it. Destroy it. It hurts me to know it's out there.   (Say Anything...)

I'm talkin' BO and barbecue   (Predator 2)

Tony's website is BadCoaching.com   (Any Given Sunday)

--Texas must be heaven. --It will be when you get there.   (North West Mounted Police)

Live or die, make your choice.   (Saw)

It's the tiger sharks you need to worry about Brice. -Yeah those are the ones with the stripes on 'em.   (Into the Blue)

Hell's Angels.   (Jet Pilot)

hey doc you dont have enough road to get up to 88   (Back to the Future)

It was fake. It was false. Didn't you notice.   (Last Tycoon, The)

Did you hear about the toast fucking? Toast fucking? yeah. It's where you fuck, or get fucked by, toast!   (Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy)

I wanted to be an actress, but I won't crawl on my stomach for any man!   (Twentieth Century)

you was born of a jackall!   (Damien: Omen II)

Bo: I dated a Korean girl in high school. Sheav: That is an entirely different Oriental nation, get an education.   (Dukes of Hazzard, The)

Oh god, I hope they bring back Elvis!   (Independence Day)