I don't deserve heaven.   (Forces of Nature)

1)How did your employment end? 2)I was fired. 1)You did not resign? 2)No, I was fired. 1)Approach the witness? This letter says you quit for personal reasons. 2)The letter is a lie. I was fired so they could claim I no longer worked there. 1)Would you point out the man who made you write this letter? 2)Jack Underhall. He told me I was leaving immediately, and I had two choices: I could call it a firing and leave with nothing, or I could write the letter - and the company would give me $10,000 in cash to keep quiet. I had to make that decision right there, in his presence. 1)Go on. 2)I took the cash and I signed a letter saying I would never discuss my files with anybody. 1)Including the Black file? 2)Specifically the Black file. 1)So you knew that that claim should have been paid? 2)Everybody knew. The company was playing the odds. 1)What odds? 2)The odds that the insured would not consult a lawyer.   (Rainmaker, The)

hookers   (Wedding Singer, The)

No offence, but if I sent a picture of your mom to my friends she'd defenitly be bonner of the month.   (Tommy Boy)

Emily: We can't just throw him out in the snow. Walter: Why not? He loves the snow. He's told me 15 times.   (Elf)

uhh sorry i ate alot of sugar today.   (Blade: Trinity)

My office was in the Trafaigar Building on the edge of Chinatown.   (My Favorite Brunette)

(1)Heinskits Velvet..I am trainer of dolphins..you want to talk to the dolphin, you talk to me. (2)What happened to the regular trainer? (1) What happened to him?..WHAT HAPPENED TO ME!! 7 years I have been de trainer..We are making the dolphins disappear and then Roy is coming with the White Tiger and the stuffing of the pants and you let them go. (2) Where is snowflake..? (1)Why do you care about snowflake? Do you know him? Does he call you at home? DO YOU HAVE A DORSAL FIN?!.. To TRAIN the dolphin you must THINK like the dolphin, you must be getting inside the dolphins head and communicating..I am saying to Snowflake 'A-dah..a-dah a-dah!' and he is saying 'a-dah a-dah!'..When he is UP on the tail 'eeeeeeh! eeeeh! eeeeeeh!' AND YOU CAN QUOTE HIM! (spit)   (Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
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1/_What did you say, George? 2/_*What did I say?* errr, what do you think? 1/_I dunno, George... I was hoping you would say no. I was hoping you would say that you and your wife don't really belong in New York. That you wannna live the rest of your life in Ohio, that you never want to see a big city again as long as you live. That you don't wanna live here or Chicago or San Francisco or New Orleans or Paris or any other place where people have to live on top of each other. Or where don't have room to walk or to breathe of to smile at each other. And you don't wanna step on garbage on the streets or be attacked by dogs or have to give away watches in the middle of your sleep to men in black capes. You're through travelling on trains that have no place to sit and no food to eat and you don't want to travel on airplanes that have no place to land and no juggage for you when you land there. And you wish you never came here. And the only thing in the world you want is to pick up your wife and carry her to the airport and fly home and live happily ever after, that's what I was hoping you would say, George 1/_That's funny... that's what I told 'em... word for word   (Out-of-Towners, The)

--You guys ain't cops. --No, we're ballet dancers.   (Midnight Run)

Where you ElCamino?   (Hollywood Knights, The)

That's why the establishment cats aren't making it. They're into that nine-to-five bag.   (Skidoo)

Come seek us where our voices sound. We cannot sing above the ground. An hour long you'll have to look, to discover what we took.   (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)

Don't touch that squirrels nuts, it makes him crazy   (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)

That's because we don't understand it yet.   (Knight Moves)

You know, there are primitive tribes that believe you lose a piece of your soul everytime your picture's taken.   (Paparazzi)

A kingdom. His utopia. Life without consequence or restriction. He's not even Carl Stargher anymore. He's this... idealized version of himself who can do anything he pleases... Without fear. A horrible primitive ugly thing.   (Cell, The)

launch us now dammet or we're gonna explode   (SpaceCamp)

Is Michael Moore a filmmaker?   (This Divided States)

I would love to see that pretty little bone structure of yours around here some more. I mean, there's no reason we need to be shackled by the strictures of the employee-employer relationship. Unless, of course, you're into that sort of thing. In which case, I got some shackles in the back. [chuckles] I'm just kidding. But seriously, I've got 'em.   (Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story)