hey crybaby. you scorch me man   (Cry-Baby)

Young Mary: You may now kiss the bride. from now on, you'll take care of him, and he'll take care of you. he'll make you big baloney sandwiches and you'll buy him new socks, and a white briefcase. your the luckiest girl in the world Barbie, you're the luckiest girl in the world. Older Mary: You are the luckiest girl in the world. When i did Whitney Houston's wedding she was even more nervous than you are, and you look ten times better than she did! Bride: Really? No. this isn't gonna work. I'm FAT! and I'm gonna marry the wrong guy! Mary: Look at me, you are exquisite, you're timeless, you're the envy of your future sister-in-law Janice whom i overheard say at the last gown fitting Look at those thighs! I'd kill for Tracey's thighs!....but you have more than great thighs. You have the love of a man named Tom. A man who said to me when he walked into the dinner rehearsal said to me I cant believe she picked me. I cant believe I'm marrying the most wonderful woman i've ever met...and that not only tells me that this marriage of yours is gonna work, its gonna last FOREVER.   (Wedding Planner, The)

1) Daddy, I think that you better.... 2) Honey sit down and shut your pisk   (Big Hit, The)

1) Oh, that's not bad, my cousin died from trying to suck his on cock. 2)Really? 1)Yeah, they found him doubled over under his bed   (Clerks)

I am a policeman.   (Lisa)

Because I like you, Douglas.   (Guarding Tess)

I smell varmit poontang   (Caddyshack)

Every time you get hit, feels like I'm getting hit too.   (Cinderella Man)

(Greg) [lol] you got fired from a pizza place. (em) at least i got a fuckin' job   (8 Mile)

T-Bird: I got trouble. One of my crew got himself perished. Top Dollar: Yeah, and who might that be? T-Bird: Tin Tin, somebody stuck his blades in all his major organs in alphabetical order. Top Dollar: Gentlemen, by all means, I think we ought to have an introspective moment of silence for poor ol' Tin Tin. [sniffs cocaine]   (The Crow)

Now, the right picture can win or lose a war.   (Flags of Our Fathers)

I haven't got anything against Luis Chama.   (Joe Kidd)

Annie: Guys look at us. Elise you are a successful actress, Brenda you have a beautiful son who loves you and I am seeing a very talented psychiatrist, now we are in our prime.   (First Wives Club, The)

do you have a unverisal remote? for what? for a tv no but we have one for a blanket you have a remote for a blanket look man im sorry i don't even work here im just wanting for my friends your kidding me? yea actually i don't have any friends would you be my friend?   (Click)

(laughing) AND if you DO, and if you DO!   (Good Morning Vietnam)

You red ass Mexican Greaser, you can do it with your horse.   (Young Guns)

Tina, you fat lard.   (Napoleon Dynamite)

#1 - Mr. Ruettiger sir? #2- Yeah Pete.%1- At halftime can we watch some of the Indiana - Purdue game?   (Rudy)

Oh god, Did you eat all this acid?   (Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas)

would u like to have a sucle of my zippil   (Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me)