You're my Judas goat, Mr. Thornton.   (Wild Bunch, The)

Ah, San Diego....Mmmmmmmmm, drink it in, it always goes down smooth!   (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

1. Sir, I believe they're going to hit us where it'll hurt the most, Pearl Harbor. 2. It's 4,000 miles from Japan to Pearl, that's a long distance to steam a navy, Captain! 3. Your theory is based on what? 1. Well, it's what I would do. 2. That's not exactly hard evidence, Captain.   (Pearl Harbor)

At this point you might be asking yourself, why am I holding a 15 pound ciderblock in my hands? You might be asking why this ciderblock as a long string attached to it? And you might be asking why is the end of this string tied securly to your penis?   (Old School)

Oh, You are a virgin? I just thought you were going to kill us   (40 Year Old Virgin, The)

Everytime you talk, I start from scratch.   (Wedding Crashers)

Zorg: This case is empty. Cornelius: What? Zorg: Empty. The opposite of full. This case is supposed to be full! Aknot: You asked for a case. We brought you a case. Zorg: A case with four stones in it! What the hell am I supposed to do with an empty case? Aknot: We are warriors, not merchants. Zorg: But you can still count!   (Fifth Element, The)

why don't you go eat a decroded piece of crap!   (Napoleon Dynamite)

A man in a flea circus don't wanna itch.... but he still does   (Eight Legged Freaks)

Hey, Monroe. Is Alma here? Uh, yeah, she's in the condiments aisle. The what? Uh - ketchup. Thanks.   (Brokeback Mountain)

oh yea? well if you were me then i'd be you! you cant stop me no matter who you are! hehehe LOSER.................. LA_HO_SA_HER   (Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls
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Matricide is probably the most unbearable crime of all... Most unbearable to the son who commits it. So he had to erase the crime, at least in his own mind.   (Psycho)

If you will it, it is no dream.   (Big Lebowski, The)

Tzeckle-Khan: My Lord, these people will not respect you if they do not fear you. Tulio: And of course we'll make them fear us, by...? Tzeckle-Khan: Well, sacrifice! As it is prophesized. The history of the Age of the Jaguar will be written in...? Tulio: Ink? Tzeckle-Khan: Blood! Tulio Blood! (slaps forehead) Oh, right! Of course! I should probably consult, though, with Lord Miguel, this is fairly important stuff, uh, I, um, should discuss the entire, uh... blood... issue... right away!   (Road to El Dorado, The)

I may kill half of you in training...but the half that lives will be soldiers, I promise you!   (Beau Geste)

The kid's got nobody. His whole family is dead.   (Gloria)

For good or ill, she is my destiny.   (Conqueror, The)

(Maddie) Dad you better disguise this with Mom. (George) Mike-calem   (Father of the Bride)

Carter, I thought I could handle this, but I was wrong.   (Cinderella Story, A)

Okay, call Chicago. See if they have a rap sheet on Gacy.   (To Catch a Killer)