(Mike McCoy has just been run off the road and into a creek by Cynthia Foxhugh) Mike: If you're not outta here in about three seconds, I'm gonna put you over my knee and I'm gonna paddle your bottom until it's as red as that jalopy you're driving!   (Spinout)

The Captain:OK. Well I have learned that there's always two sides to a story so what's yours? Marcus: Well I was at a family barbeque- Mike:We got a tip that the Haitains were going to pull a hit on the leading X-man Marcus:X-man, that's what they call Ectasy dealers. The Captain:Marcus, I know, th-that's why I'm captain. It's OK. So you got the money? [Mike shakes his head] The Captain:Oh OK, no money. Then you got the drugs? [Mike shakes his head again] The Captain:No drugs. well then who's this X-man? Mike:We're not sure yet. The Captain:You don't know? Then all that(refering to the mess they made on the highway)was for nothing? Marcus:Captain, I was at a family barbeque.   (Bad Boys II)

In peacetime, there are no secrets in science.   (Operation Crossbow)

cheatin bitch!   (Thing, The)

May I come in?   (Man Called Sarge, A)

1/_Where ya goin', General?! 2/_Berlin!! I'm gunna personally shoot that paper-hangin' son-of-a-bitch!!!   (Patton)

Jeremy Klein: Oh, yeah, an older women made you feel her cans? Try getting jacked off at the dinner table in front of the whole family.   (Wedding Crashers)

[a scene of a thestral eating cuts to a scene of Ron eating grossly]
Hermione: Do you ever stop eating?
Ron: [with a full mouth] What? I'm hungry.   (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix)

Everyone dies, it's just a question of how and why   (Braveheart)

I'll get you eventually. If not tomorrow, next week. If not next week, next year.   (I Wake Up Screaming)

Penny-Is there a such thing as a human heart. That is the question. Tim- If you listen closely you can hear them breaking.   (Imaginary Heroes)

happy birthday nellie oh it's beautiful dad isn't it beautiful grandpop well come on nellie make a wish and blow out the candles darling and if i blow them all out will i get my wish if you wish hard enough if you wish the proper thing of course well i'm gonna wish for something that's been in my heart for long long time well well i tried didn't i i wonder what whould of happened if they all gone out it'll be fun to know whouldn't it but one little candle stays lit and i won't get my wish   (Little Nellie Kelly)

Melvin: NATURE ITS ALL OVER ME   (Madagascar)

Will you tell me the time?   (Woman Under the Influence, A)

1/_How do you know they'll be back? 2/_Because they're soldiers, sir... like me 1/_Why are they doing this? 2/_They're obeying orders, sir, it's their duty   (Soldier)

Venice still stands   (League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The)

1)Minimal activity in the dorsolateral prefrontal cortex. And here, the anterior cingulate cortex. It's what helps distinguish between external and internal stimuli. 2)What the hell does that mean? 3)He's schizophrenic. 2)What're you doing here, Reid? Paving the way for his insanity defense? 1)No need. There won't be a trial. This is no act. The coma is real.   (Cell, The)

Once an angel always an angel   (Always)

There is no such thing as adventure, there is no such thing as romance. There's only trouble and desire. And the funny thing is when you desire something, you immediately get in trouble. When you're in trouble, you don't desire anything at all.   (Simple Men)

Put it in, take it out. Put it in, take it out. I am the monarch of the sea. The ruler of the queen's navy. Whose praise Great Britain loudly chants. And we are his sisters and his cousins and his aunts. Good, good. You've got the rhythm. Now let's try it with a swiss cheese, and take it from the top.   (Blazing Saddles)