STICK UM, FUCK UM, CHRIST POP UM!   (Slap Shot)

I have foresworn myself. I have broken every law I have sworn to uphold, I have become what I beheld and I am content that I have done right!   (Untouchables, The)

YOUR TWO SECONDS AWAY FROM THE MOST EMBARASSING MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE   (Adventures of Ford Fairlane, The)

the force is strong with the one   (Star Wars, Ewoks: The Battle for Endor)

1/ We met on the level... 2/ And we're parting on the square   (Man Who Would Be King, The)

Ta-da! (strong accent) Is this to DA or what?   (Blank Check)

let me ask you a question. how hard is your job? how intelligent do you have to be to take a food order?   (Waiting)

I should tell you I forgot how to smile untill your candle burned my skin   (Rent)

The way to get things done is through political means and through a political party that's responsive to you.   (John and Mary)

What God wants, he keeps.(laughs)   (Short Circuit)

You grabbed me right on the ass!   (Sweetest Thing, The)

Hey, Sturges' barn!   (Gunfight at the O.K. Corral)

Only a friend Thats all I have to give   (Spider-Man)

I'm good at 3 things: fighting, screwing and reading the news. Now i've already done one of those today so what's the other one gonna be?   (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

1/_If you ever EVER tank another play like you did today, I'm gunna cut your nuts off and stuff em down your fuckin' throat!! 2/ Coffee anyone?   (Major League)

You shoot it out with them and for some reason they get to look like heroes. You put 'em behind bars and they look little and cheap.   (Destry Rides Again)

DAAAMMMN!   (Friday)

1: What, you don't believe in love?
2: Yeah, I believe in love; I believe in cancer.   (Last Boy Scout, The)

It's not unusual.   (Home for the Holidays)

1/ I had a bull chase me once... 2/ Really? 1/ Yep 2/ Sure it wasn't the other way round?   (Hatari!)