Mikaela: So if it's some super advanced robot, why does it turn back into a piece of crap Camaro? Bumblebee: [pulls over, pushes Sam & Mikaela out, drives off] Sam: See? Now you've upset it. Bumblebee: [finds a new model Camaro, scans it, and transforms into it, driving back up to Sam & Mikaela] Sam: Whoa.   (Transformers)

Jeremy: I'm gonna make you a bike. I don't want to make you a bike.   (Wedding Crashers)

I know what you want. No, I don't. Yes, I do. I don't know.   (Grasshopper, The)

I never said Sammy was faking, just that his problem was mental instead of physical...but, she couldn't understand.   (Memento)

I'm never gettin outta this car! I'm gunna eat in it, I'm gunna sleep in it and I'm gunna make sweet love to it! You mean yer gunna make sweet love IN it Oh no i wanna fuck it!   (Dukes of Hazzard, The)

It's a library card.   (Pagemaster, The)

...God knows what damage he's prepared to do!   (First Blood)

We go where the case takes us.   (Mulholland Falls)

ill make him an offer he cant refuse   (Godfather, The)

That's not dog... it's imitation   (Thing, The)

A year in group therapy could cure your need to be a human being.   (Eye of the Cat)

Goodnight Lois   (Superman)

I wouldn't care if you were out there pole-dancing all night, as long as you did it with a little integrity!
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I like you, Mr. Carpenter. You're a real screwball.   (Day The Earth Stood Still, The)

I'm about to say fuck school and get money wit ch'all niggas   (Belly)

So.... Peter, you've become a pirate...   (Hook)

This is a Goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation.   (Brokeback Mountain)

you know you were seeing parts of my body that i will never get to see oh belive me your not missing that much pulmarny alviero gastro musco techinal villa stranges place so far with familar names hey jack go to the mirror in the bed room will you why? i just fingerd i don't know what the hell you look like jacks hicups are you drunk? no no i got up to fast im just a little dizzy is that you? yea thats me look at you yea look at me go to the mirror how is this a little to close jack is this better you know were gonna need a lot of more a help can you drive is your head clear yes slap yourself in the face what your face slap it harder agin how does it feel it feels good sober yet? one more time the jack putter machine zero defects god help us   (Innerspace)

1. There's a snail in the desert? 2. Yea 'cuz the alien space ship dropped him off. 1. And he can talk? 2. Yea, because they gave him magical powers--Dude, you're focusing on the wrong part of the story!   (Joe Dirt)

You should thank me. The car was rolling and I stopped it. You should than me!   (Lolita 2000)