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Wilfred Keeley, CEO of Great Benefit, was detained yesterday at JFK, just after boarding a flight bound for Heathrow. He claimed he was sneaking away for a holiday, but couldn't name a hotel at which he was expected. Today Great Benefit filed for bankruptcy protection. Great Benefit is under investigation. A number of lawsuits have been filed.   (Rainmaker, The)

It's a Swiss Army knife!   (River Wild, The)

Hey kids its me I guess you fought I was dead I just fell down and broke my leg and got a hemorage in my head haha   (Billy Madison)

Susan: Don't even think about it. Johnny: Never do. (jumps of building) Flame on   (Fantastic Four)

oh yea? well if you were me then i'd be you! you cant stop me no matter who you are! hehehe LOSER.................. LA_HO_SA_HER   (Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls
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Everybody Ance Now!....... I'm sorry, sometimes I have too much sugar and... sorry.   (Superstar)

You're very clever to have found our hideaway. Unfortunately, you won't live to tell the tale.   (Hunchback of Notre Dame, The)

He hates these cans!   (Jerk, The)

Cady: "Grool!"   (Mean Girls)

Fresno? Who said anything about Fresno? Did I say anything about Fresno?   (Speed Zone! (Cannonball Fever))

Did'ja ever like somebody so much... that it almost made'ja sick?   (Man in the Moon, The)

Thats impossible!he's holding it with his dick   (Hollywood Knights, The)

1/_You want some fruit? 2/_I don't like fruit 1/_It's good for ya 2/_I don't like fruit... if I liked fruit and it was bad for me I would eat it, if I liked it, which I don't.... you got a necterine there?   (Coupe de Ville)

If you got poo, throw it now...   (Madagascar)

Report to Gettysburg College at 7:29pm If you report at 7:30 you will not be playing this season   (Remember the Titans)

I don't know, Lloyd, the French are assholes.   (Dumb & Dumber)

I'll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Assspennn.   (Dumb & Dumber)

And life, life is...curious.   (Naked in New York)

Stutter's not getting any better is it, Ken?   (Fish Called Wanda, A)

I'm in favor of a ruling. Especially since I rule.   (Clerks)