homealone

Call my wife, will you, and tell her I'm on my way home? And tell her thank you. For what? We don't have any children.   (Yours, Mine and Ours)

Obi-Wan: Emperor Palptine is evil! Anakin: In my point of view the Jedi are evil!   (Star Wars: Episode III)

And in the morning, I'm making WAFFLES!   (Shrek)

Anakin: YOU TURNED HER AGAINST ME!!! Obi-Wan: You have done that yourself. Anakin:YOU WILL NOT TAKE HER FROM ME!!! Obi-Wan:Your greed and your lust for power have already done that.   (Star Wars: Episode III)

I'm the marsha fuckin brady of the uppereast side and sometimes i want to kill myself.   (Cruel Intentions)

I'm superfly TNT! I'm the guns of the Navarrone! I'm a mushroom cloud layin' motherfucker, motherfucker!!   (Pulp Fiction)

Where will we go? I am low on gas and you have no jacket   (W.C.)

1) Can't you see what's happening? 2) What? 1) And they don't have a clue. 2) Who? 1) They'll fall in love, and here's the bottomline, our trio's down to two. 2) Oh! 1) The sweet caress of twlight, there's magic everywhere, and with all this romantic atmosphere, disaster's in the air!   (Lion King, The)

i know where sushi come from nigga   (Torque)

I'm the suburban housewife, sweetheart.   (Mr. & Mrs. Smith)

Gary: I was crazy for this little eighth grade bitch. Wyatt: Crazy, Insane! Gary: I was dedicated to this girl, I called her every damn night! Old Pimp Dude in the Bar: You called her every night? On the telephone? Gary: On the telephone? What's he mean on the telephone, course it was on the telephone!   (Weird Science)

I guess they vote Republican.   (Article 99)

Mett Demen!(Matt Damon)   (Team America: World Police)

Wanna poke?   (Man Called... Rainbo, A)

If he's an angel, imagine what God is like.   (Angel Levine, The)

I look at people's thoughts and see what they really mean. You do that a while and people stop surprising you. I just want to be surprised.   (Final Analysis)

GAME OVER!!......   (Saw)

--Do you remember what happened with that guy Merle? I still don't think his gun went off by accident. --You get along just fine with nine toes.   (Earthquake)

Hi! I'm lil Kleatus! I'm just a regular kid...   (Zoolander)

Get your hand off my dick buddy!- Vida   (To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar)