hollywoodshuffle

Can I have the drink first?   (Key Largo)

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw   (Heathers)

After all, it's not the cards you've been dealt. It's how you play them that counts.   (Isaac Littlefeathers)

Saucer? You mean - the kind from up there?   (Plan 9 from Outer Space
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Someday, someone will come and stop you.   (Barbarian Queen II: The Empress Strikes Back)

I dislike the word cheat.   (Chinatown)

Thanks, Roz...I know right where to stick it.   (Nine to Five)

The police are the suspects.   (Big Easy, The)

Oh God, every part of me is satisfied, even my teeth are relaxed.   (Loser)

- harry potter free dobby, how can dobby pay? - just promise me something dobby - anything sir - NEVER try to save my life again   (Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets)

A man has to be what he is, Joey.   (Shane)

War holds no romance for me. The side effects are repulsive.   (Raid on Rommel)

I do not often meet with a Christian, Gordon Pasha. Is it because you are Christian that I feel myself in the presence of evil?   (Khartoum)

Henry- got any cigerattes? Otis- not since superman died!   (Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer)

Have you ever heard the story about the little engine that could? Let me tell you about that story.Deep deep in the jungle there was this little engine that could. CHUGGA, CHUGGA,TOOT TOOT.He was carrying some ak47's and a nuclear payload to the 6023 battalion.Just chugging along chugga,chugga,toot,toot.   (Major Payne)

Gods... are selfish beings who fly around in little red capes and don't share their power with mankind. No, I don't want to be a *god*. I just want to bring fire to the people... and I want my cut.   (Superman Returns)

...Street rat, I don't buy that, if only they'd look closer. Would they see a poor boy? No siree, They'd find out theres so much more to me..   (Aladdin)

It lubricated on my foot!   (Transformers)

EWWW. THAT SMELLS LIKE BIG FOOTS DICK!   (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

1/_This is everything we have 2/_I've been offered a lot for my work... but never everything   (Magnificent Seven, The)