Where the hell have you been?   (Single White Female)

(1) Now, just keep it simple. Just like we practiced. We're just leaving a message. Women like Allegra Cole don't pick up numbers they don't recognize. (2) Hello? (3) She's on the phone! (1) Yes. Hello, Miss Cole? (2) Yeah. (1) Hi, I have Albert Brennaman for you. One moment, please. (3) No. Tell her I'm at lunch. (1) We called her to tell her you're at lunch?   (Hitch)

--He's strictly muscle. --Demented muscle. The guy's the Jeffrey Dahmer of hit men.   (Gun Shy)

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commandor of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Arelius.Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife...I will hav my vengeance, in this life or the next.   (Gladiator)

Captain, help me out? I'm dealing with two mental midgets.   (4 for Texas)

in vain i have struggled, it will not do-you must allow me to tell you how much i ardently admire and......love you   (Pride and Prejudice)

here have my extra gloves my hands are getting kinda sweaty   (Dumb & Dumber)

First getting shot, then getting married. Bad habits.   (Long Riders, The)

Garfield : Have you tasted yourself lately?   (Garfield)

I get my underwear at KMart 400 oak street cincinatti ohio. These are hanes 32, mine are boxer shorts they say Raymond.   (Rain Man)

Take me for what I am. Who I was meant to be. And if you give a damn. Take me baby or Leave me!   (Rent)

What do ethics have to do with diplomacy?   (John Goldfarb, Please Come Home)

S. Quentin Quale.   (House of 1000 Corpses)

People should not be afraid of their governements. Governments should be afraid of their people.   (V for Vendetta)

This is like the Twilight Zone...do dee do dee do dee do dee   (Just Married)

Why I don't know why anyone would want to be a navy diver.   (Men of Honor)

Klause: Who the hell is Kinsley Zissou?   (Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, The)

You say somebody's guilty, everybody believes you. You say he's innocent, nobody cares.   (Absence of Malice)

I'm so sick of this butt-rock!*throws cd out the window*   (Grind)

Obi-Wan Kenobi... I wonder if he means old Ben Kenobi?   (Star Wars: Episode IV)