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Whose 'Catcher in the Rye' is this?   (Annie Hall)

Gib: What would you like? 400-lb guy: I don't know...I want something light. Gib: You mean like a nice chablis?...Bartender, get this man a trough of spritzer....   (Sure Thing, The)

Remain calm, your son has merely been stunned by a less than lethal weapon. right now 50,000 volts of electricity are being passed through your skeletal tissue. Your central nervous system has been incapacitated, you will remain motor vehicle functions momentarily   (Meet the Fockers)

Liar, you WORSHIPED him!   (White Oleander)

I call this one 'Wino and Roses.'   (Revenge of the Pink Panther)

1/ Was your court at the trial of Visser constituted in any way like this, what rule did you shot him under??? 2/ Like this?? ... oh no sir, it was quite like this... no no sir, it wasn't quite so handsome...and as for rules... we didn't carry military manuals around with us... we were out on the veldt fighting the Boer the way he fought us.... I'll tell you what rule we applied sir, we applied Rule Three-OH-Three .... we caught them and we shot them under Rule Three-OH-Three!!!!   (Breaker Morant)

#1:what did you say? #2: I didn't say anything #1: you didn't say stop the car, i'm begging you please stop the car?   (Pink Panther, The)

--You ever read this book? --Have I ever read that book? Not only does that insult my intelligence but it insults my ignorance.   (Avenging Angelo)

All cash deposits or withdrawals of ten thousand dollars or more generate a CTR...Currency Transaction Record...which goes to the IRS.   (Lethal Weapon 2)

1 What are you gonna do? 2 What do you think I'm gonna do? I'm gonna save the fuckin' day!   (Con Air)

Regrets are a waste of time. They?Äôre the past crippling you in the present   (Under the Tuscan Sun)

You're a silly bird...with a big mouth!   (Nutty Professor, The)

He's awful damn good. I think I got the best one.   (Raising Arizona)

kimblery see's a truck driver turn up a beer bottle on the truck it says drive responsibley Kimblery: yeah that's real responsible.   (Final Destination 2)

They said you were nobody.   (16 Blocks)

I hope you boys like training, cause the Sergeant Major and I ... We love it.   (We Were Soldiers)

1)I'm lucky. I don't have to wait. Mama's gonna give me one of her kidney's. 2)When?! 1)We check in tomorrow mornin. So you better get goin' on my nails.   (Steel Magnolias)

THE GREATEST TRICK THE DEVIL EVER PULLED OFF WAS CONVINCING THE WORLD THAT HE DIDN?ÄôT EXIST


  (Usual Suspects, The)

I made you a painting. I call it Celebration. It is both sexual.....and VIOLENT   (Wedding Crashers)

I want to make love on a real train.   (Risky Business)