The things you own end up owning you.   (Fight Club)

The Bangalore Torpedo was 50' long and packed with 85 pounds of TNT and you assembled it along the way. I'd love to meet the asshole who invented it.   (Big Red One, The)

People in hell want ice water.   (Sweet Dreams)

I never saw a man who could hold his liquor like a bottle.   (Bite the Bullet)

I get 25 bucks a day plus expenses.   (Late Show, The)

You fucked up. You fucked up big.   (Confidence)

--Patients are not allowed to have matches or razors or sharp objects of any kind. --But teeth they've got.   (Captain Newman, M.D.)

1) Besides, you're not my type. 2) Smart? 1) Single.   (Casino Royale)

--Sorry, uh, I ain't much of a dancer. --Honey, you ain't much of anything.   (Gable and Lombard)

Bo: I dated a Korean girl in high school. Sheav: That is an entirely different Oriental nation, get an education.   (Dukes of Hazzard, The)

Well, you don't look very much like Jack the Ripper.   (Vertigo)

You're exused...and I'm NOT your bra!   (Zoolander)

In Intelligence, all evidence is of necessity circumstanial.   (Scorpio)

Never go up against a Scicillian when death is on the line! Hahahahahaha, hahahaahahahaha, haaahahahahahaha-thud.   (Princess Bride, The)

Jamie: There's always somthing in the way of anything
  (Walk To Remember, A)

Fay this is so scrumptious! Is this hand schucked?   (What About Bob?)

MY MISTAKE JAQUOBEEME!   (Zoolander)

Todd: What IS our Situation, DAD??!! Grandma: ...Your...a homo.   (Wedding Crashers)

Can't we just...go back to the motel...and hang out...and get up early, play nine holes of golf before we head home?   (Sideways)

1/_I was reading a book the other day..... 2/_Reading?!... a book!? 1/_Yes, It's all about civilization or something... A nutty kind of a book.... Do you know that the guy says that machinery is going to take the place of every profession? 2/_Oh, my dear, that's something you need never worry about.   (Dinner at Eight)