What is this, a man or a melon?   (Return to Oz)

Will you tell me the time?   (Woman Under the Influence, A)

I have established a right of way though the center of od middleton's park, slap across it, sir, whithin a hundered years....   (Hound of the Baskervilles, The)

Wrote mum told her I was getting out   (Chopper)

I've never seen them act like that. Denial can be an ugly thing.   (Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls)

We need the power of subpoena.   (The Racket)

Better an unwed mother than just plain unwed.   (Dummy)

hi   (Where the Red Fern Grows)

it wasn't fucking me i didn't fucking do it!!   (In the Name of the Father)

Is that an Aza poster? How hard did the guys at the frame store laugh when you broungt this in?   (40 Year Old Virgin, The)

We lose everything that we care about. Those are your words.   (Deja Vu)

Whats a matter your mounth all glued up with cunny juice i asked you a question.   (Gangs of New York)

Maybe if I had the luxury of getting my ass wipped, I could be calm right now, but I have been drinking tequila shots, my hormones are racing, I'm emotional, I'm horny, and I don't want to hear about no godd*mn peas. F*ck you, goodnight.   (Best Man, The)

--I heard you were riding shotgun for the Overland Stage. --I was. My doctor told me to quit, for my health. --Why? --Too much lead in the air.   (Return of the Seven)

Don't stop, you guys gotta get out of here, don't ever stop.   (Boondock Saints, The)

asshole. broke his arm (laughs)   (That Thing You Do!)

But to me the most important thing to know about an assassition is not who fired the shot, but who paid for the bullet.   (Mask of Dimitrios, The)

Are you off your fucking meds or something?   (Bad Santa)

In a fog like this, they couldn't find the Queen Mary.   (Key Largo)

1)Well that's gonna cost you overtime because I'm a union man and I work only sixteen hours a day. 2)A union man only works eight hours a day 1)I belong to two unions.   (Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein)