You had me at blood and semen   (Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story)

Move it, move it, move it, I could show a movie on your butt fatso!   (Police Academy)

Thank our friend Bevo Means at The Examiner. See, Bevo's painting Betty in a black dress like some actress in that Alan Ladd movie, Blue Dahlia. Should triple our confessions.   (Black Dahlia, The)

1/_They're afraid of you, aren't they? 2/_They should be   (Insider, The)

Trust everyone, just don't trust the devil inside them.   (Italian Job, The)

You know, Mom sent my picture in to the Seventeen National Smiling Contest and I won runner-up.   (Lord Love a Duck)

1): Dad keeps everything in the bookcase 2): Andrew! 1): Behind the Bible and Judith Kranz 3) Thank you...Andrew.   (Jungle 2 Jungle)

Load the grill with fatty meat, put it on a bun and eat eat eat!   (Houseguest)

People will be different after the revoltion.   (Doctor Zhivago)

Soldier (can't remember name!) : This dock is off limits to civilians! Jack: Terribly sorry. If I see one, I shall inform you immediatly. (tries to walk off, soldiers block him) Apparently there's some sort of high-toned and fancy to do up at the fort, ay? How could it be that two upstanding gentlemen such as yourselves did not merit an invitation? Murtogg: Someone has to make sure this dock stays off limits to civilians! Jack: (trys to dodge soldiers again) well, It's a fine goal to be sure, but it seems to me.... Soldier: ay! Jack: ...that a ship like that (gestures to The Dauntless) makes this one here a bit superflous, really. Soldier: Oh, She's the power of these waters, for sure. But there's no ship as can match the Intercepter for speed. Jack: I've heard of one. It's supposed to be very fast, nigh uncatchable. The Black Pearl? Soldier: (laughs) No, no it's not. The Black Pearls' not a real ship. Murtogg: (pause, turns to look at soldier) Yes it is, i've seen it! Soldier: (laughs again) You've seen it..? Murtogg: Yes, I have! Soldier: You've seen a ship with black sails that's crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that hell itself spat him back out? Murtogg: No, but I have seen a ship with black sails! Soldier: Oh! And no ship that's crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that hell itself spat him back out could possibly have black sails, and therefore couldn't possibly be any other ship than the Black Pearl, is that what you're saying? Murtogg: (smiles) No! Soldier: Like I said, there's no real ship as can match the Intercepter...(looks around, Jack has gone. Then, spotting him on the Dauntless) Ay! (Both soldiers clamber aboard the Dauntless) Soldier: You! Get away from there! Jack: I'm sorry. It's just such a pretty boat...Ship! Soldier: What's your name? Jack: Smith. Or Smithy, if you like. Soldier: What's your purpose in Port royal, Mr. Smith?   (Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl)

Gia: Thank You And Fuck You Bye Bye   (Gia)

There is a leak from the inside. It's real. Man, smoke him out.   (Departed, The)

Hard-boiled or fried, Sarge?   (Dog Soldiers)

Very hot. Sip it slowly.   (Mercury Rising)

Maybe some other time when my shirt isn't see-through.   (Mean Girls)

(1) Where were you?! (2) I was... I was at a friend's. (1) You were with that man again. Mother, I am so disappointed. (2) I'm sorry, but he is your father.   (First Wives Club, The)

This is like the Twilight Zone...do dee do dee do dee do dee   (Just Married)

her name is CHASTITY....SHE'S WHITETRASH!   (Wedding Crashers)

Ricky Bobby: Holding hands with a man makes me terribly uncomfortable. Jean Girard: It's a sign of affection in many countries. Ricky Bobby: Well not here. Jean Girard: It is not sexual in any way, please ignore the fact that I have an erection.   (Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby)

Susan: Don't even think about it. Johnny: Never do. (jumps of building) Flame on   (Fantastic Four)