I knew we had to get into this fight. We just waited too long.   (Casablanca Express)

Gimme the keys! Gimme the keys!   (Weird Science)

Can I interest you in a battery-operated vagina?   (8MM)

Okay, but if I'm going to be your attorney, there are a few things that I have to know that still don't make any sense to me.   (Big Trouble in Little China)

You look like Elton John but more gay. Elton John is gay?   (House of Wax)

--Excuse me, Captain. I know this may sound silly, but can you fly? --No, never had a lesson.   (Magnum Force)

1/_Rock, you got anything derogatory to say about the champ? 2/_Derogatory?... Yeah... He's great.   (Rocky II)

What I want, I take! Nothin' means nothin' unless I got it!   (Murder, Inc.)

1. spitting's a dirty habit (while picking nose) 2. I know a worse one.   (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)

I grow on people - like moss.   (Palm Beach Story, The)

I don't make the rules. We don't serve Indians.   (Flags of Our Fathers)

Tina, you fat lard.   (Napoleon Dynamite)

Gotta remember... never get outta the fuckin' boat!!!! never get outta the fuckin' boat!!!! gotta remember!!   (Apocalypse Now)

The war started when people accepted the idiotic principle that peace could be maintained by arranging to defend themselves with weapons they couldn't possibly use without committing suicide.   (On the Beach)

Be sure to keep in touch CC, Okay? CC: Why sure, we're friends arent we?!   (Beaches)

1/_Allow me to share something with the entire class.... Last night as I was grading papers, I came across two gems both entitled *Cells are Bad* and both with just one paragraph which I unfortunately committed to memory.... Cells are bad. My uncle lives in a cell. It's ten foot by twelve and he has to read the same boring, old magazine everyday. The end Although my standards are nowhere where they used to be I could not bring myself to put A's atop those beauties.... sorry guys 2/_ That's ok 3/_ ok   (Evolution)

You know, L.A. is the big league for religious nuts.   (Harper)

1/_Well, what are you two gunna do all day??? hang around here and bust my chops?? Get out there and arrest somebody.... or something! 2/_ Why the hell not?   (Rookie, The)

Grandpa George, Grandma Georginna, Grandma Josphine and Grandpa Joe!   (Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory)

We are no longer the Knights who say Ni. We are now the Knights who say...Icky Icky Icky Pa-Kang Zoooop Boing Shoom Bowl Zhiv.   (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)