[Tagline]___Wulfgar, an international terrorist holds the City of New York hostage, but Deke DaSilva, the most dangerous cop known to man, can take him down.   (Nighthawks)

I'm just a guy who'd rather play in the dirt with his kid.   (Jersey Girl)

Dear God, whose name I do not know. Thank you for my life. I forgot. How big! Thank you. Thank you for my life.   (Joe Versus the Volcano)

i told em i was christ   (Scum)

1:He said I have a really high metrabol-metrab 2:metabolism. 1:oh my god what are you doing? 3:I'm studying for the LSATs 2:my cousin had that, apparently you get a really bad rash on your -.   (Legally Blonde)

Hello CHANEL   (Party Girl)

melanie: i guess we all have a little secrets now dont we bobby ray. bobby ray: yeah we sure do.... of course i read all about yours on the internet! melanie: what? bobby ray: oh yeah i know all about the cocks in your hen house! melanie: god! ( melanie hits bobby ray in a friendly way) bobby ray! you sure know how to make a girl blush!   (Sweet Home Alabama)

Don: Hey Napoleon, did you wet your bed last night? Napoleon: Hey Don, did you take a dump in your bed last night? Don: You better shut up Napoleon! Napoleon: Why don't you tell your mom to shut up! Don: Did you say something about my mom?!?! Napoleon: Maybe I did and maybe I din't! Don: You know I could beat you up Napoleon! Napoleon: Nu uh, only one of us here knows the secret ninja moves from the government!! (Don comes over and Napoleon smacks his head and runs off)   (Napoleon Dynamite)

Hey Carmine let me ask you something. What's sets off your metal detectors first. The lead in your ass or the shit in your brains?   (Die Hard 2)

We shall never yield.   (Cop)

Well polish my nust and serve me a milk-shake.   (American Wedding)

HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT??!! I'm takin' this....   (Liar Liar)

I learned a long time ago that worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere. Write that down.   (Van Wilder)

PONYBOY: OWWWWWWW! JOHNNY: Sorry man. PONYBOY: Don't pull so hard. JOHNNY: Quit gabbin'. PONYBOY: Can I see now? JOHNNY: No we gotta bleach it first. PONYBOY: Well then bleach it quit cuttin'. JOHNNY: Pony, this oughta do it.{holds up mirror} PONYBOY:Yeah this really makes me look tuff. JOHNNY: Go ahead get your jollies. PONYBOY: My pleasure. JOHNNY: Yeah I know it is. Be nice. PONYBOY: It hurts don't it? JOHNNY: Yeah. I didn't cut that much off you. PONYBOY: Well this was your idea smartie!   (Outsiders, The)

He won't hurt you. I need a New Yorker for that.   (Last Seduction, The)

Youth is a series of low comedy disasters.   (Monkey Business)

Cockroach! Cockroach! Cockroach!   (Just Married)

(Song performed by junk food) If I see you videotaping this movie, Satan will rain down your throat with hot acid and dissolve your testicles and turn your guts into snakes. This is copyrighted movie for Time Warner. If I find that you've sold it on eBay, I will break into your house and tear your wife in half.   (Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters)

It would not be difficult, Mein F??hrer.   (Dr. Strangelove)

If there's anything I don't like, it's a smart-cracking dame.   (Panic in the Streets)