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Fear is our ally.   (Mad Max 2)

To the glistening eastern sea, I give you Queen Lucy the Valiant, to the great western woods, King Edmund the Just, to the radiant southern sun, Queen Susan the Gentle and to the clear northern skies, King Peter the Magnificent   (Chronicles of Narnia, The: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe)

[singing] There was a boy, a very strange enchanted boy...   (Moulin Rouge!)

Bobby Lee. Bobby Lee Schwartz.   (Fletch Lives)

life is like a box of chocolate   (Forrest Gump)

This is the captain speaking. We're having some trouble with our clearance so we may experience some turbulence.... and then, explode.   (Serenity)

now im really gonna fuck your shit up!   (Girl Next Door, The)

Shrink: How often do you have sex? Jane: I'm confused... Shrink: In a week, how many times? Jon: Is it including the weekend? Jane: Is it on a 1 to 10 scale again? because technically, nothing would have to be...zero   (Mr. & Mrs. Smith)

Benjamin Franklin said, 'The only way three people can keep a secret is if two of them are dead.' Let's see if we can prove him wrong.   (Cheaters)

Tiiiiime is on my side.Tiiiiiime is on my side.   (Fallen)

You had me at blood and semen   (Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story)

You know that chic that works at dairy queen? The fat one? Yeah, she was comin over tonight,& i woulda tapped that shit for sure. Dude everyone's dead,your moms dead,your brother,that fat chic at dairy queen...dead Yeah that sucks too.   (Dawn of the Dead)

Maa: Young'un! You're Alive!
Babe: Maa! What's Happening, Who Are These Men
Frank: I'll Get Him Out. Come Around, Sniff! [Whistles]
[Sniff Jumps Out Of The Sheeps And Runs]
Babe: Where's Our Boss? It Doesn't Seem Right.
[Sniff The Dog Knocks Babe Over. And Babe Runs Out, Squealing And Sniff Chases After Him And Starts Barking]

By: Kristie Laurain   (Babe)

SUCCULENT   (Beverly Hills Ninja)

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw   (Heathers)

Listen, Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.   (Annie Hall)

asshole. broke his arm (laughs)   (That Thing You Do!)

This script is an insult to a man's intelligence. Even mine!   (Never Give a Sucker an Even Break)

You know what a Haza is Frank, its a pig who don't fly staight, you don't fly stright.   (Scarface)

Cease fire, you're shelling Marines!   (Windtalkers)