Maaaan, yo haircut game is FUCKED! Girlfriend see dat, she gon shit on you!   (How High)

Should I beware of lawyers bearing gifts?   (Return to Paradise)

You died at Alcatraz all right.   (Point Blank)

And in the morning, I'm making WAFFLES!   (Shrek)

Squeaky fucking clean!   (Death to Smoochy)

Lock it up   (Wedding Crashers)

You take a bad boy, make him dig holes all day in the hot sun, an' it turns him into a good boy. That's our philosophy here at camp Green Lake.   (Holes)

Have you eaten? Ever since i was a kid. Then how come you're so skinny, wisey? Because i watch my weight. Yeah, i do that when i'm broke too.   (Bugsy Malone)

Makes you wonder how we ever beat the Indians.   (Professionals, The)

I woke up and I was so glad.   (Best in Show)

You're in your green years, Robbie. You suffer the critical disease of being young.   (Green Years, The)

Its so hot.... milk was a bad choice.   (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

1) I'm not paying for your mistake! 2) I'm not just gonna eat it on this deal. 1) Why not? You've eaten everything else here, and you will eat it because I wanted cedar! 2) You may have WANTED cedar, but you didn't ASK for cedar. 1)The entire civilized world knows that all closets are made out of cedar! 2) In Elk Snout, we don't know about them closets! Nor bathrooms, neither! Shit, woman! You're lucky I am housebroke!   (Overboard)

of course i like you. It's because i like you i dont want to be with you. it's a complicates emotion..   (Finding Nemo)

The only promise that I will make is that if I'm elected I will immediately disband the student government so that nobody will ever have to sit through one of these stupid assemblys again!   (Election)

Americans in Rome don't need politics. They need American Express cards.   (Year of the Gun)

I'm having trouble controlling the volume of my voice   (Liar Liar)

A hundred die so that a thousand may live.   (Mulholland Falls)

Kale: I'm having a kid. Your little boy's growing up. I got a girl pregnant, now I gotta go visit her. She lives in Reno, I don't know how I'm gonna get there. Probably have to take Mom's car. But we're gonna live together. We're gonna live in the trailer park. Her name's Shirley, she's real great.   (Disturbia)

To the victor go the spoils.   (Ice Harvest, The)