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(chainsaw rumbling in background) Now the way I see it, half of everything in this house belong to her. So which half do you want, do you want this half or do you want this half???   (Diary of a Mad Black Woman)

I had coffee with Macauley half an hour ago!!   (Heat)

im sorry i wanted for the rain its ok   (Cinderella Story, A)

Anakin : My power is doubled since the last time we met, Count.
Dooku: Good. Twice the pride, double the fall. I sense great fear in you, Skywalker. You have hate, you have anger, but you don't use them.
  (Star Wars: Episode III)

secretary: patrick whats wrong with you, where are you. patrick: im just too fuckin sad!   (American Psycho)

--You're under arrest. --For what? --Murder. --Not today, tomorrow, or ever.   (Hour of the Gun)

mike fiztgeralds son's a nuclear physicist and my son CAN EAT A CHICKENNNN...(throws chicken sandwich)   (Freddy Got Fingered)

He was pretty good in his day. Packy was. He went the whole route with La Motta twice.   (Tony Rome)

that's never her it is no yeah no yeah no yeah oh here we go again that's judy you got judy garland in there   (Little Voice)

...Both deaths due to close encounters with stationary objects; office door for Mr. Cosgrove, '89 Porsche for Mr. Seagrave.   (Backdraft)

The man on the television at three a.m. says you gotta have goals.So I got out a sharpened number two lead pencil and wrote goals at the top of the sheet.....and I couldn't think of anything to save my ass.   (Stripteaser)

1/_How's Gil? 2/_I don't know.... and in future, would you please refer to him as *that schmuck!*   (Ghost in the Machine)

Hangin's any man's business that's around ... There's always some crazy fool loses his head and starts to hang everyone in sight.   (Ox-Bow Incident, The)

--Don't start that child psychology bit. I'm no child. --I'm no psychologist.   (Blue Hawaii)

I shall have to insist that you mind what you say. I am Isis. I am worshipped by millions who believe it. You are not to confuse what I am with the so-called divine origin which every Roman general seems to acquire together with his shield. It was, I think, Venus you chose to be descended from, wasn't it?   (Cleopatra)

You got the wrong man.   (Music Box)

1/_All train compartments smell vaguely of shit. It gets so you don't mind it. That's the worst thing that I can confess. You know how long it took me to get there? A long time. When you die you're going to regret the things you don't do. You think you're queer? I'm going to tell you something: we're all queer. You think you're a thief? So what? You get befuddled by a middle-class morality? Get shut of it. Shut it out. You cheat on your wife? You did it, live with it. You fuck little girls, so be it. There's an absolute morality? Maybe. And then what? If you think there is, go ahead, be that thing. Bad people go to hell? I don't think so. If you think that, act that way. A hell exists on earth? Yes. I won't live in it. That's me. Did you ever take a dump that made you feel like you just slept for 12 hours?... or a piss? Great meals fade in reflection, everything else gains, you know why? cause they're only food, the shit we burn out... it's only food. The great fucks you may have had, what do you remember about 'em? 2/_What do I remember? 1/_I dunno, for me... I'm saying what it is...it probably wasn't the orgasm... some broad's forearm on your neck... something her eyes did, there was that sound she made, I'm tellin' ya, the next day I'm lyin' in bed, she brings me a caf??-ol?? and a cigarette, my balls feel like concrete. I'm saying ... What is our life? Our life is looking forward or looking back, that's it, that's our life. What is it we're so afraid of?? Loss, what else? The bank closes? We get sick? My wife died on a plane. The stock-market collapsed, a lot of these things happen. Why do we worry, anyway? Why?   (Glengarry Glen Ross)

--You wouldn't have change for a thousand, would ya? --What are ya, a comedian?   (Midnight Run)

Mitchell: GET OFF MY PLANE!   (Air Force One)

Justine: Are you drunk? Holden: Yes I'm drunk and I'll be drunk every day til the day I die. What do you care, you'd jump on any pecker put in front of you   (Good Girl, The)