Gracie: I don't see why I couldn't be Tina! Sam: You don't see that?   (Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous)

1) Aw, come one Paulie I was hungry! 2)You're always hungry! 1) You don't never let me eat. 2)You're always eatin'!   (Houseguest)

1) Would you like something to read? 2) Do you have anything light? 1) How about this leaflet, famous Jewish sports legends? 2)Yes, tnank you..   (Airplane!)

Mr Hillard, do you consider yourself humerous...there was a time when i found myself funny, but today you have proven me wrong...thankyou   (Mrs. Doubtfire)

Oh God, every part of me is satisfied, even my teeth are relaxed.   (Loser)

The greatest fairy tale never told.   (Shrek)

Maria: Hello! I`m from the convent, Captain! Franz: Yes, and I am the old butler, Frueilien. Maria: Oh - well, how do you do?   (Sound of Music, The)

It's not over til i say it's over.   (Notebook, The)

Conscience is but a word cowards use.   (Richard III)

Let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy!   (Galaxy Quest)

Fancy slipping upstairs for a slank, Moira?   (My Life So Far)

1)What are we going to do? 2)Get in the car and run him over.   (Adventures in Babysitting)

This girl is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs   (Reality Bites)

#1- Your Dawson ain't you? Tex LaRue. I used to ride with Ryan Morris, you know him. Well Andy Simms told me there was a hide-out near here so I headed for it I hope you don't mind. #2- Mind!? You brought a posse to my best hide-out and you ask me if I mind! Mister I don't know any of those names...you're about to die.   (Silverado)

Dante: I love you Becky. Becky: I'm pregnant Dante.   (Clerks II)

--Tell me what your favorite weapon is. --Brains.   (Cuba)

what ever... what ever Pai Mei say obey, if you flash him a defiant eye he'll snatch it out!   (Kill Bill: Vol. 2)

My pop is Charlie Chan.   (Charlie Chan in Black Magic)

And for the next six months, it didn't get any better for George W. Bush.   (Fahrenheit 9/11)

You made me use me last tissue. Me ain't go anova one now.   (Ali G Indahouse)