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You think your average juror is King Solomon?   (Runaway Jury)

You look like Babe Ruth's gay brother... Gabe Ruth   (Knocked Up)

Hurricane's on its way.   (Key Largo)

Rizzo The Rat: Was Simple One Thing. The Great Gonzo: What's That? Rizzo The Rat: The Pirates Had Jim!   (Muppet Treasure Island)

Bravo!   (Lethal Weapon 3)

She gave Gil the best years of her life. Sacrificed her youth... Always put herself last to bolster his ego, his drive, his ambition. Just as her dignity hung by a thread, he ran off with a pre-schooler.   (First Wives Club, The)

IT STINKS   (Rocky)

they remade my belly with skin from my butt.   (Drop Dead Gorgeous)

Clever! Devilishly clever!   (Batman)

1) You're a vile sorry little Bitch ! 2) How was I to know that it would end in murder - when John being butchered !   (Hush... Hush, Sweet Charlotte)

People are always impressed when you call them long distance.   (Spirit of St. Louis, The)

I'm a notorious reformer.   (American Splendor)

Jules:What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: What country you from? Brett: What? Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What? Brett: What? Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT? Brett: Yes! Jules: Then you know what I'm saying! Brett: Yes! Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like! Brett: What, I-? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time. Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: No! Jules: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't. Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.   (Pulp Fiction)

Benny: He makes nine. Yeah Yeah: Yeah yeah, so does my sister but i didn't bring her along!   (Sandlot, The)

I'll buy that for a dollar   (I Huckabees)

Dishonor ze spirit und ze memory of Adolph Elizabeth Hitler.   (Producers, The)

Aren't you a little late for your Klan meeting, asshole?   (Dukes of Hazzard, The)

They set a trap... they actually set a trap!   (Jurassic Park III)

1. spitting's a dirty habit (while picking nose) 2. I know a worse one.   (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)

We haven't got A problem. We've got fucking problems plural!   (Four Rooms)