We're the teachers, and in our classroom two and two can add up to five if we say it does.   (Gang Related)

Go ahead and shoot, Fun Boy. You've got me dead bang   (Crow, The)

--You wouldn't have change for a thousand, would ya? --What are ya, a comedian?   (Midnight Run)

Healthy Choice and American Airlines got together and put this promotion.   (Punch-Drunk Love)

Life is getting too dangerous to live in it.   (Winning)

You know, taking us for ice creams in a blizzard... makes you wonder who the real whack jobs are.   (Girl, Interrupted)

I think my main interest in this affair is the chance it gives me to do battle with you again.   (Sherlock Holmes and the Secret Weapon)

I don't want to be here when the walls start to bleed.   (Accepted)

I need to die misunderstood.   (Shallow Grave)

STICK UM, FUCK UM, CHRIST POP UM!   (Slap Shot)

You just killed a transmigrating soul. I mean that could have been Beethoven, Boticelli...Jack Benny.   (Hello Again)

Fuckin' Chuck Norris   (Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story)

Alexa Woods: What about Paul Woodman or Andrew Keeler? Charles Weyland: We called 'em. Alexa Woods: And? Max Stafford: They gave the same bullshit answer you did. Alexa Woods: Bullshit?   (Alien vs. Predator)

I'll make an offer that he can't refuse.   (Godfather, The)

You turn winners into losers.   (Cooler, The)

Shelly Long: Let me do the talking, everytime you open your mouth foul language has a habit of coming out. Better Midler That is a fucking lie   (Outrageous Fortune)

You know i get farty and bloated from a foamy latte!   (Zoolander)

If you have warriors, now is the time.   (Star Wars: Episode III)

Mom calls the vacuum cleaner 'Jaws'?   (Mr. Mom)

The larger comet will strike ground in western Canada. Within a week, the skies will be dark with dust from the impact. All plant life will be dead within...four weeks. Animal life within...a few months.   (Deep Impact)