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Yeah, you were faithful like a Kennedy was faithful!   (That Old Feeling)

Nothing pure, old sport, is ever simple.   (Inserts)

Piss your pants   (Last House on the Left)

1.What if I said I wouldn't have sex with you again till I got to meet your friends, what would you say? 2.I'd say it's four-thirty in the morning, they're probably up.
  (Good Will Hunting)

[last lines] Lead Singer Crucifee: [as end credits role and crucifees are singing 'Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life'] It's the end of the film. Incidentally, this record's available in the foyer. Some of us have got to live as well, you know. Who do you think pays for all this rubbish? They'll never make their money back, you know. I told him. I said to him, 'Bernie', I said, 'They'll never make their money back.'   (Life of Brian)

Hey, Hey Grace You're suppose to be in Arizona Is this the...Are you the pilot? No, I'm Grace's brother, Anthony Will you excuse us for a moment, Burneice You sure Yeah Ya told...You told your friend, Berneice, I'm some sorta Jet Pilot? Well what was i suppose to tell her, you grew up in an insane asylum? We've discussed this before, Grace, it wasn't an insane asylum, it was for exhaustion. Exhaustion? Yes, exhaustion. You havn't worked a day in your life. How can you be exhausted? Look, I didn't come down here to argue with you. I've got some friends in the car...and Who?! Some associates. Dignan Yeah, Dignan, but also... *Sigh* What's wrong with Dignan? I thought you liked Dignan. I do like Dignan, well then why do you always sigh when i say his name? But he's a liar   (Bottle Rocket)

Good morning, Gill. ... I said GOOD MORNING GILL!   (What About Bob?)

You make someone a bridesmaid and they shit all over you!   (Sixteen Candles)

Mugatu: You have no evidence. Han-stupid destroyed everything.   (Zoolander)

big smile   (Lethal Weapon 2)

jj   (Trading Places)

Will I dream?   (2010)

The man up and vanished like a fart in the wind!   (Shawshank Redemption, The)

It's ok, I like other girls too. Darla.   (Just Friends)

What's with you, kid? You think the death of Sammy Davis left an opening in the Rat Pack?   (Clueless)

I've seen and done things I'm not proud of but at some point you realize killing is just business.So,when did killing become a business for you?   (The Island)

Fantastic microwave, BILL!   (Wild Life, The)

Bernard: Are we on a coffee break? Girl: We don't drink coffee. Bernard: THEN I GUESS THE BREAK IS OVER.   (Santa Clause, The)

Hey, nothing's forever, man.   (Revenge)

You're my designated fuck (to Mike when he ask what sort of relationship they are having)   (Last Seduction, The)