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I'd give five bucks to see that cat take a sip of that soup.   (Mr. & Mrs. Smith)

You think you're going to create a T-shirt company? You can't even dress yourself!   (Orange County)

I raised two daughters, I buried a husband. I've made my coffee...   (Mirror Has Two Faces, The)

Try that again and I'll be kickin' yer furry, brown bahooky!   (Open Season)

Please don't let them kill me. I won't be a Tutsi anymore.   (Hotel Rwanda)

What if someone you never met, someone you never saw, someone you never knew was the only someone for you?   (Sleepless in Seattle)

MAYBE THE ONE ABOUT WHAT THE SEA HAVES IS WHAT THE SEA TAKES OR W/E THATD BE REALLY NICE TO HAVE ON HERE HUH   (Secret of Roan Inish, The)

1/ Thought about what you said to me the other day, about my painting. Stayed up half the night thinking about it. Something occurred to me... fell into a deep peaceful sleep, and haven't thought about you since. Do you know what occurred to me? 2/ No. 1/ You're just a kid, you don't have the faintest idea what you're talkin' about. 2/ Why thank you. 1/ It's all right. You've never been out of Boston. 2/ Nope. 1/ So if I asked you about art, you'd probably give me the skinny on every art book ever written. Michelangelo, you know a lot about him. Life's work, political aspirations, him and the pope, sexual orientations, the whole works, right? But I'll bet you can't tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You've never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling..... seen that. If I ask you about women, you'd probably give me a syllabus about your personal favorites. You may have even been laid a few times. But you can't tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman and feel truly happy. You're a tough kid. And I'd ask you about war, you'd probably throw Shakespeare at me, right, *once more unto the breach dear friends.* But you've never been near one. You've never held your best friend's head in your lap, watch him gasp his last breath looking to you for help. I'd ask you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone that could level you with her eyes, feeling like God put an angel on earth just for you. Who could rescue you from the depths of hell. And you wouldn't know what it's like to be her angel, to have that love for her, be there forever, through anything, through cancer. And you wouldn't know about sleeping sitting up in the hospital room for two months, holding her hand, because the doctors could see in your eyes, that the terms *visiting hours* don't apply to you. You don't know about real loss, 'cause it only occurs when you've l   (Good Will Hunting)

She broke the CARDINAL rule...dont fuck with the people who handle your food!   (Waiting)

Well, all I'm saying is that I want to look back and say that I did I the best I could while I was stuck in this place. Had as much fun as I could while I was stuck in this place. Played as hard as I could while I was stuck in this place... Dogged as many girls as I could while I was stuck in this place.   (Dazed and Confused)

Why you actin so messed up towards me? z-why u actin so messed up towards me? Hansel- you first. Zoolander- maybe I felt threatened by you   (Zoolander)

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I could have been a cowboy if I only had a chance   (Salton Sea, The)

Phil:I can eat a box of cookies tonight. Can you do that? No. Because you're nothin' but a fart-faced kid.   (Kicking & Screaming)

I killed a man I hated today.   (Revenge)

I owe you an apology, Colonel. I always thought that you were a cold, unimaginative, tight lipped officer. But you're really ... quite emotional. Aren't you?   (Dirty Dozen, The)

That's even better! Hot lesbian witches, think about it, it's fucking genius.   (Being John Malkovich)

1)Mine's bigger than yours. 2)I beg your pardon? 1)My cucumber, it's bigger than yours. Vegetables can be so sensuous, don't you think? 2)No. People are sensuous, vegetables are sensual.   (Animal House)

I bet that blonde was a shot of life.   (Wedding Crashers)

--Take away the clothes and makeup and what'd ya got? --A gorgeous naked woman?   (Cousins)