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Don't look so sad Alan..I fucked you..I fucked Andrew...I fucked Frank. That's what I do..I fuck. And it just made me 8 million dollars.   (Body of Evidence)

Annie: Elise, you're gifted,talented and successful. Brenda, you're wonderfully verbal. And I am seeing a very talented therapist. We're in our prime!   (First Wives Club, The)

It makes my lips numb just thinking about it but if your friend is a good sailor and the craft is sea worthy then yes, I'll go sailing.   (What About Bob?)

[Tagline] Whatcha gonna do?   (Bad Boys)

No, no girl Larry, you a stinker.
  (Score, The)

2-My plane. 1-Jamie!!!! Jamie! 2-Mum? Mum?! Mum!! Mummy!! 1-Jamie! 2-Mummy! Mum~~... Mum! 1-Jamie Jamie! Go home I'll find you there go home! 2-Mummy!!!   (Empire of the Sun)

You cannot just barge into people's lofts, wanting sex and then changing your mind. Telling people that they were in a day spa for a week.   (Zoolander)

All we need is a voluntary, free-spirited, open-ended program of procreative racial deconstruction. Everybody just gotta keep fuckin' everybody 'til they're all the same color. Jay Bulworth   (Bulworth)

Who is your Daddy and what does he do?   (Kindergarten Cop)

Nine days? You better have more sake.   (Defending Your Life)

A family's like a gun. You point it in the wrong direction, you're gonna kill somebody.   (Trust)

Badges, we don't need no stinking badges   (Up in Smoke)

--The dumber those guys are, the more stripes they get. --You ought-a look like a zebra.   (Wake Island)

I'm the Juggernaut, bitch   (X-Men 3, The Last Stand)

melanie: i guess we all have a little secrets now dont we bobby ray. bobby ray: yeah we sure do.... of course i read all about yours on the internet! melanie: what? bobby ray: oh yeah i know all about the cocks in your hen house! melanie: god! ( melanie hits bobby ray in a friendly way) bobby ray! you sure know how to make a girl blush!   (Sweet Home Alabama)

--How do you come to this dirty business? --The usual...Money.   (Professionals, The)

You guys had me at blood and semen. Come here.   (Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story)

--What is this? --Hot Dish. --What's Hot Dish? --Well, last week we had lasagna. Then it became spaghetti. And when it's finally unrecognizable, they call it Hot Dish.   (Big Bully)

You became persona non nookie to me the minute my best friend started dittlin' your pooter.   (Clerks II)

No clothes on anyone. Sickening.   (Home Alone)