I WAS THERE WHEN...   (Steel Magnolias)

There's no way, no way that you came from my loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!   (Smokey and the Bandit)

I'm just a guy who'd rather play in the dirt with his kid.   (Jersey Girl)

I hear what you're saying. Fraud loss is inevitable. Pass it on to the customers as a cost of doing business.   (Firewall)

mrs shea.pard is smelly   (Ali G Indahouse)

why cant it be the adorable snowman or the comfotying snowman? why the Abomidable one?   (Monsters, Inc.)

I had typhoid fever and rickets. Also rhuematic fever. Measles, chicken pox, pneumonia and several bouts of influenza.   (Kinsey)

Door man: Invite only. Eddy: Invite Door man: Yeah you know. Pretty white pieces of paper. With your name on it. Eddy: I got hundred thousand pretty white pieces of paper here with the Queen's head on it!?   (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels)

1. You couldn't c-catch me if I stole your ch-chair with you in it. 2(mockingly)My ch-chair with me in it? Well, let me ask you a question, why are you trying to k-k-kill me?   (Die Hard with a Vengeance)

1. We didn't win the contest. 2. No. But the consulation prize was pretty good   (Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights)

Atlantic Express.   (Avalanche Express)

You know I don't like guns.   (Driver, The)

GHOST RIDER WE GOT AN INBOUND BOGEY   (Top Gun)

I didn't need a gun. I robbed banks when nobody was in them.   (Real McCoy, The)

1/_It was a saucer! 2/_A flying saucer?   (Plan 9 from Outer Space
)

There's a law about three-time losers, you know. The fourth conviction means life.   (Pickup on South Street)

But those are just numbers. I mean look at Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz. She's gotta be like what, 100?   (Must Love Dogs)

If you ever do something like that again when I tell you not to, so help me!...... I'll give you a raise!   (Tucker: The Man and His Dream)

1/_Hi, A.J. 2/_It's nice to see you, Ms. Wade. If anybody needs me, I'll be in the Roosevelt Room, giving Lewis oxygen   (American President, The)

People don't think I know a buttload of crap about the Gospel, but I do.   (Nacho Libre)