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The war started when people accepted the idiotic principle that peace could be maintained by arranging to defend themselves with weapons they couldn't possibly use without committing suicide.   (On the Beach)

She's always there between us.   (Bunny Lake Is Missing)

We keep you alive to serve this ship. Row well and live.   (Ben-Hur)

Gretchen! Stop trying to make FETCH happen. It is NOT going to happen.   (Mean Girls)

My name is Gunnery Sergeant Thomas Highway. And I've drank more beer, pissed more blood, banged more quiff, and busted more balls than all you numb-nuts put together.   (Heartbreak Ridge)

So when are we gonna start talking about books? M: we can talk about books anytime, i love books! Scott: so, tell me Madison, do you like to read? M: well that's what i do with books, i read them. S: I like Judy Bloom. M: OMG she used to be my favorite! what have you read by her? S: Flubber. what is that wrong? M: well ya, but only by 1 letter. It's Blubber. S: oh....so do you read sports illustrated?   (Holiday in the Sun)

I let her use my P.O. box, and that's how come the ad.   (Cop)

I want you to know how much I love you. That you've given a special meaning to my life that I have no right to expect and that no one can ever take from me.....   (Meet Joe Black)

Next stop Citrus Grove, Florida.   (Summer Rental)

empress: atreyu why do you look so sad? atreyu: I have failed you my empress empress: no you haven't you brought him with you atreyu: who?? empress: the earthing child the one who could save us all   (NeverEnding Story, The)

Bug: Ever hear of a tune-up? Hee-hee-hee-hee. Buck: Ever hear of a ritual killing? Hee-hee-hee-hee! Bug: I don't get it. Buck: Gnaw on her face like that again in public and you'll be one. Hee-hee-hee-hee!   (Uncle Buck)

(After seeing the mermaid commercial with Derek) It's not my fault I look better with gel in my hair that with a little helmet with a light on it.   (Zoolander)

I think we've all arrived at a very special place... spiritually... ecumenically... grammatically.   (Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl)

Put out the fire.   (Legal Eagles)

I wonder if future generations will ever hear about us? It's not likely.   (Radio Days)

Hello Captain Stuebing. Permission to come aboard, sir.   (Ace Ventura: Pet Detective)

[Tagline] Would you sacrifice another family to save your own?   (Hostage)

A hotheaded ape with a hair-trigger temper.   (Fighting Seabees, The)

1/Behind you Andy! On your tail! Get out Andy! Jump!   (Battle of Britain)