You shut your mouth when you're talking to me.   (Wedding Crashers)

no day but today   (Rent)

L: let it never be said that your anal retentive attention to detail never yeilded positive results. B: you cant be anal retentive if you dont have an anus. L: outstanding work!   (Dogma)

[from a police helicopter]______ 1/ What do you suppose all those people are doing down there? 2/ Well, according to the latest statistics, over one million seven hundred and seventy five thousand of them are *getting it on* 1/ Is that so? 2/ The rest are waiting for Laverne & Shirley   (Blue Thunder)

--What is it you don't like exactly: footballplayers, tacos or beer? --I like tacos and I like beer.   (Against All Odds)

Bleh This Cereal Sucks.   (Daddy Day Care)

Ouiser, you sound almost chipper,... what happened today?... you run over a small child or something?   (Steel Magnolias)

they are too stupid to play with themselves. Every piece of garbage that comes into the market and You gotta buy it!   (Slap Shot)

Maybe his head just got loose and fell off.   (Q)

Hansel: Excuse me brah Dere: You're excused, and im not you brah!   (Zoolander)

1. Hello, would you like to look loke this? Because for a limited tme only, Glamour Shots by Deb are 50% off. 2. Hey Summer wanna play me?   (Napoleon Dynamite)

I don't want to die in the DMZ. I don't even know where it is.   (Small Circle of Friends, A)

Cuttin' some corn, cuttin' some corn, can I get some butter please?   (Son in Law)

today for you tomorow for me   (Rent)

Listen, when a guy's doing a job, I don't kibitz.   (Big Sleep, The)

His name was Robert Paulson. His name was Robert Paulson.   (Fight Club)

--Where is the Eye of Horus? --Where is the Golden Scarab? --I asked you first!   (Tomb, The)

1/_I'm officially expired. 2/_No, you still have marquee value.... You put butts in the buckets, asses in the seats.   (Rocky V)

1. Got room for one more if you still want to go to Aspen. 2. Where did you find that? 1. Some kid back in town, traded the van for it, straight up. I can get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog. 2. You know, Lloyd, just when I think that you can't get any dumber, you go and do something like this...AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!   (Dumb & Dumber)

Love is the closest thing we have to magic   (Aquamarine)