1)You look wonderful. 2)You know why I use this dress? For the ones who want to sit on mommy's lap!   (Nuts)

I rarely wear underwear, but when I do it's something really unusual.   (Stripes)

1)Locking the girlfriend in? 2)I don't want to be murdered in my bed. 3)Your bed is the one place you are completely safe.   (With Honors)

1)Who is this? 2)Napoleon Dynamite 3)Your name is Napoleon?   (Napoleon Dynamite)

RIDDICK...come on(helps him up/begins to carry) I said I'd die for them...not for you... (alien swoops and stabs) (riddick falls) you won't die for me...   (Pitch Black)

That business on Cato Nemoidia doesn't count.   (Star Wars: Episode III)

1/ Sir, don't you think it's a little risky for R & R??? 2/ If I say it's safe to surf this beach, Captain, it's safe to surf this beach!!   (Apocalypse Now)

It's not as bad as the time in San Diego.   (Late Show, The)

Patrick: Not a big talker, are you?
Kat: Depends on the subject. My fenders don't exactly whip me inot a verbal frenzy.   (10 Things I Hate About You)

reject all basic assumptions of civilazation and the importance of material possessions   (Fight Club)

Take them!   (Chronicles of Narnia, The: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe)

They call me Cha-Cha, cuz I'm the best dancer at Saint Bernadette's   (Grease)

--I'm Molly. --Yeah, I didn't figure you for Clint Eastwood.   (Charley Varrick)

Where are you gonna go, Bernie?   (Cooler, The)

Aww, fifteen bucks little man, put that shit in my hand, na nan nagagagnaa   (Clerks II)

The Fox is out of the tree.   (After the Fox)

I told Marty I'd work on your turns with you, darlin', but I'm feelin' a little turned inside out myself today.   (Showgirls)

ward, i think you were a little hard on the beaver...so was eddie hascal, wally and ms. cleaver. this guy keeps screamin', he's paranoid- quick, someone get his ass another steroid! bla-bladdy bloom bla bloom bla-bladdy bloom bla-i didn't hear a word you said- hippidy hoop-la! is that a tank top, or a new bra? look, snoop-dog just got a fuckin' boob job! didn't you listen to the last round, meathead? pay attention, you're sayin' the same shit that he said (in background: ima fuck you up!). matter fact, dawg, here's a pencil-go home, write some shit, make it suspenseful- and don't come back until somethin' dope hits you...fuck it, you can take the mike home wit' you! lookin' like a cyclone hit you, tank top's screamin' 'lotto, i don't fit you!' you see how far them white jokes get you, boy's like, 'how vanilla ice gon' dis you'? my motto- fuck lotto - i'll get the seven digits from your mother for a dollar tomorrow. ~ i fuckin love eminem...all yall bitches who get the quotes wrong, you don't deserve to post up here...check your shit first! <3 sara   (8 Mile)

Remember us. As simple an order as a king can give. Remember why we died. For he did not wish tribute, nor song, nor monuments, nor poems of war and valor. His wish was simple. "Remember us," he said to me. That was his hope. That should any free soul come across that place in all the countless centuries yet to come, may all our voices whisper from the ageless stones. Go tell the Spartians, passerby, that here by Spartian law we lie. And so my king died and my brothers died, barely a year ago. Long I pondered my king's cryptic talk of victory. Time has proven him wise. For from free Greek to free Greek the word was spread, that bold Leonitas and his 300, so far from home, lay down their lives. Not just for Sparta but for all Greece and the promise this country holds. Now, here on this ragged patch of earth called Platia, Zercsies' hoards face obliteration. AAAOOOHHH!!! Just there the barbarian huttles. Shear terror gripping tight their hearts with icy fingers. Knowing full well what merciless horrors they suffered at the swords and spears of 300. Yet they stare now across the plain at 10,000 Spartians commanding 30,000 free Greeks. AAOOHH!! AAAAOOOHHH!!! AAAAOOOHHH!!! AAAAOOOHHH!!! The enemy outnumber us approximatley 3 to 1.... good oods for any Greek. This day we rescue a world from mysticism and tryanny and usher in a future brighter than anything we can imagine. Give thanks men to Leonitas and the brave 300. To VICTORY!!!!   (300)

I'd like to say sorry to mikes mom, and my mom   (Blair Witch Project, The)