--What are you doing? --Getting my lipstick. --Colt or Smith and Wesson?   (Too Late For Tears)

Why is it, whenever we meet, I end up bleeding?   (Hunchback of Notre Dame, The)

the greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return   (Moulin Rouge!)

..What chu gonna do? Hire yo'self out to farm? Or maybe dey let chu work on the railroad   (Color Purple, The)

Umbridge: You leave me no choice. Since it is a matter of Ministry security...the Cruciatus Curse ought to loosen your tongue.
Hermione: That's illegal!
Umbridge: [puts down a picture of Fudge] What the Minister doesn't know won't hurt him.   (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix)

1. One time we breeded a bull dog with a shitzu. 2. Really, that's weird. 1. Yeah we called it a bull shit. (Harry laughing histerically)   (Dumb & Dumber)

That's the way Indians bury their dead. They'd rather be close to the sun than have dirt thrown in their faces.   (Chino)

You should thank me. The car was rolling and I stopped it. You should than me!   (Lolita 2000)

Back in Chicago, we had a skunk and Mama named it Justin Mattice. She always used to yell at it, YOU STINK JUSTIN MATTICE! Until one day she just killed it.   (Hope Floats)

Taking dinosaurs off this island is the worst idea in a the long, sad history of bad ideas.   (Lost World: Jurassic Park, The)

odiroferous, olflactagil, emancipations   (Major League II)

Behold, King ******'s castle, and in yonder topmost tower, dreaming of her true love, the princess ******. But see the gracious whim of fate. Why, 'tis the self same peasant maid, who won the heart of our noble prince but yesterday. She is indeed most wondrous fair. Gold of sunshine in her hair, lips that shame the red, red rose. In ageless sleep she finds repose. The years roll by, but a hundred years to a steadfast heart are 'bout a day. And now, the gates of the dungeon part, and the prince is free to go his way. Off he rides on his noble steed... a valiant figure, straight and tall, to wake his love with love's first kiss, and prove that true love conquers all.   (Sleeping Beauty)

Adam: My daughter's inside. I don't want her exposed to any graphic violence, she gets enough from the media.   (6th Day, The)

You're not a mother, you're a telephone operator.   (Raggedy Man)

Love is the only thing you can't sell by giving out free samples.   (Come September)

As an interpretive artist to a creative artist, stay with me. I need you.   (State and Main)

like the quicksand part   (Death Curse of Tartu)

Any man with a collection like this is a man who's never set foot on a battlefield. To him a mini?? ball from Shiloh is just an artifact. But to a combat vet, it's a hunk of metal that caused some poor bastard a world of pain.   (Last Castle, The)

The system is not right.   (Assassination of Richard Nixon, The)

Fans, you all know Joe Gillis, the well-known screenwriter, uranium smugglar and Black Dahlia suspect.   (Sunset Boulevard)