- Everyones always asking me - what do i want to do with my live...Suddenly It Matters

-Well...-Do You Have Something That You Love?

-*long pause* Yes.

-Then You Need To Do That For The rest of your life, And You'd Better Hope To God Your Good At It...Or You'll Probably Fail.
  (Imaginary Heroes)

JOHN: you have to tell him NATALIE: tell him, why would you want to burden him with this JOHN: he has to know why mother never wanted him NATALIE: see this is what happens when you interfear, if you had just left it, he could have gone through his whole life without ever knowing. JOHN: Natalie i have been the boys father and mother for his whole life. i can't keep something like this secret from him NATALIE: Then you tell him and you leave me out of it.   (Little John (Drama))

I am getting shorter!   (Father of the Bride Part II)

1.(over voice alterator) FREEZE, MOTHERFUCKER! 2. Wait a minute, this is all a mistake, I'm a police officer! 1. DROP YOUR COAT AND GRAB YOUR TOES! I'm going to show you where the wild goose goes. You don't have these at your station, do you? 2. (over alterator) You don't happen to have a fresh pair of panties available, do you?   (Super Troopers)

My logic is undeniable.   (I, Robot)

He is the product of an illegal sexual perversion and should have been destroyed at the moment of conception. What is in question here is a concept in economic efficiency and procedure that has allowed these erotics to exist and dilute this great society.   (THX 1138)

Shut your fat ass, Ramie! I can't buy a pack of smokes without running into nine guys you've fucked!   (Boondock Saints, The)

1)Why are you inside on a say like this. 2)Because I'm reading. 1)Why don't you go fishing or something? I can teach you to drive the truck. 2) You already taught me to drive the truck. 1)Well what are you reading any ways. (2 shows the title) 2) Come on dad it's about the future.   (Seabiscuit)

1. (gasps)Why you little slut! 2. I'm Sorry? 1. I said Good Morning!   (MatchMaker, The)

1)The guy's in a coma, Bob. 2)I don't give a shit.   (Dave)

(Mike) What do you when you aren't flying people? (Hoagie) I deliver laundry.   (Jaws: The Revenge)

JOHNNY: I...I killed him. I killed that boy. I killed him. PONYBOY: Johnny,I think I'm gonna be sick. JOHNNY: Go ahead man. I ain't gonna look at ya. I ain't gonna look. Pony, are you okay? PONYBOY: You really did kill him huh Johnny? JOHNNY: Yeah I had to. They were drowning you. They might have killed you. They were gonna beat me up. PONYBOY: What happened to the other guys? JOHNNY: Huh? They ran. They all ran off when I stabbed him.   (Outsiders, The)

I don't, i hate her, i'm glad she's dead   (Child of Mine)

We voted last night and we unanimously voted Helen North Beardsley as our Mother - For life!   (Yours, Mine and Ours)

Oh one more thing, I'm a realit. I understand it's the 21st century, and you've probably had premarital relations with my daughter, but under my roof it's my way or the Long Island Expressway   (Meet The Parents)

The Navy and his lady.   (Fighting Seabees, The)

What are you doing!? I'm rotting fast daddy.   (Cemetery Man)

Music is essential for parades.   (Silk Stockings)

I know baby, I be fogettin'...you got to remind me.   (Friday)

MARTY: Now during the flower people period, who was your drummer? DAVID: Stumpy's replacement...Peter James Bond....He also died under mysterious circumstances...we were playing a jazz-blues festival- NIGEL: Blues-jazz really. And uhh it was tragic really...he exploded on stage.....DEREK: just like that. NIGEL: It was just like a flash of green light ---and that was it. Nothings left. DAVID: Well...there was- NIGEL: Its true its true there was a little green globule on his drum seat. DAVID: Its like a stain really... NIGEL: It was a stain not a globule actually. DAVID: Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year, its just not really widely reported.   (This IS Spinal Tap)