--You're emotionally upset. Have a glass of water. --I don't want a glass of water. I want a divorce!   (Marriage on the Rocks)

1/_What do you do when your real life exceeds your dreams? 2/_Keep it to yourself   (Broadcast News)

I'm a notorious reformer.   (American Splendor)

Sorry I don't want to get married. Terrific neither do I.   (Smokey and the Bandit)

I'm a zite. Get it?!   (Animal House)

I know she's kind of socially retarded and weird, but she's my friend... so, just promise me you wont make fun of her!   (Mean Girls)

At this point you might be asking yourself, why am I holding a 15 pound ciderblock in my hands? You might be asking why this ciderblock as a long string attached to it? And you might be asking why is the end of this string tied securly to your penis?   (Old School)

I just arrest crooks. I don't make them steal.   (Another 48 Hrs.)

Rizzo The Rat: Was Simple One Thing. The Great Gonzo: What's That? Rizzo The Rat: The Pirates Had Jim!   (Muppet Treasure Island)

1. Hey, ladies, how you doin? (speaks halting Cantonese) Hey, come back, let's get some sushi! Hey, cutie, ah! (takes out CD and throws it out the car) 2. That was my CD! Don't you ever touch a Chinese man's CD! 1. Did you see the way those girls drove off? They was laughin at us! 2. Those girls drove off because of you. 1. All I did was invite them to have a drink. 2. You invited them to get naked, and sacrifice a small goat. 1. Which word was goat?   (Rush Hour 2)

There'll be no more killing aboard this ship, not even Captain Bligh.   (Mutiny on the Bounty)

I adore the Beatles. You know the Beatles?   (Krays, The)

We have a big retainer to change the numbers racket into a legal lottery.   (Force of Evil)

So you're the coolest guy at Shenanigans, thats like being the smartest kid with down syndrome   (Waiting)

dust in the wind   (Old School)

Obi-Wan: Emperor Palptine is evil! Anakin: In my point of view the Jedi are evil!   (Star Wars: Episode III)

So how does it feel, being passed over for 600-year-old ruins?   (Timeline)

Your Father loves you very much, With our friends and family plan you can talk to him 500 minutes a month free nights and weekends.   (Robots)

1/_Who do you think you are? Are you an evil spirit? 2/_Yes... and one of yours, I hope   (Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence)

It takes me two hours to get her to eat, and by the time she's done, it's time to start again, so that I'm feeling her all the time.   (Three Men and a Baby)