1/_Bitterman! Do you want to double your salary!? 2/_Yes sir! 1/_Then open that door!   (Arthur)

Half an hour ago, her husband threw a bowl of soup at her,- because she won't get it through her head how much he loves her.   (Rainmaker, The)

The reason there are two missile keys is so that no one man can arm the missile.   (League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The)

those pinguins are psychotic!!   (Madagascar)

All these years being on the force, I still can't believe there can be this kind of evil.   (To Catch a Killer)

Good luck doesn't happen to people like us. Good luck happens to Madonna.   (Drowning Mona)

The cows know how to use the VCR by now.   (City Slickers)

--Money's nice but it doesn't make the world go around. --Don't it?   (Pushover)

Why you actin so messed up towards me? z-why u actin so messed up towards me? Hansel- you first. Zoolander- maybe I felt threatened by you   (Zoolander)

That's because we don't understand it yet.   (Knight Moves)

The Gestapo would take away your Bloomingdale's charge card. You'd tell them everything.   (Annie Hall)

If you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back.   (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

T: You know, it could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you're asleep and then throw it out the window of a moving car. J: There's always that.   (Fight Club)

One in every three black males is in some phase of the correctional system.   (American History X)

he was not a monkey, he was my father   (Greystoke: The Legend of Tarzan, Lord of the Apes)

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.   (Animal Crackers)

You became persona non nookie to me the minute my best friend started dittlin' your pooter.   (Clerks II)

You wear your mask too long you forget who you are beneath it.   (V for Vendetta)

Swedish chicks dig terrorists.   (Gotcha!)

i wanna howl at the moon like a cat in heat   (Rent)