Frank: You were snorting heroin?Grandpa: Let me tell ya, don't do that stuff. When you're young, you're crazy to do that shit. Frank: well what about you? Grandpa: what about me? When you're old you're crazy not to do it.   (Little Miss Sunshine)

1/_How did Lt. Handcock look? 2/_Like he was thinking, sir, like... I can't think of the... 1/_Did he look like he was agitated? 2/_Agitated? Yes, that's it, sir... Yes, sir, he looked agitated. 1/_Objection. Major Bolton is leading the witness. 2/_I'll rephrase the question, sir. Tell me Corporal Sharp, how did Lt. Handcock look? 1/_Agitated, sir!   (Breaker Morant)

1/_ You probably like the army, don't you Erikkson? I hate the army 2/_ This ain't the army, Sarge... this ain't the army 1/_ Yeh, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death.... cause I'm the meanest mutha-fucka in the valley!   (Casualties of War)

So, you think you can out-clever us French folk with your silly knees-bent, running about, advancing type behavior??.... I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second-hand electric donkey bottom biters!!!   (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

Have a point!   (Planes, Trains & Automobiles)

I get 25 bucks a day plus expenses.   (Late Show, The)

-You must be the big dick, and the men on either side of you are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big, brave balls, and there are little, mincy, faggot balls. -These are your last words, so make 'em a prayer. -Now dicks have drive and clarity of vision. They aren't clever. They smell pussy, and want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good ol' pussy, and brought your two little, mincy, faggot balls along for a good ol' time. But you've got your parties muttled up. No pussy here. Just a dose that will make you wish you born a woman. Like a prick, you're having second thoughts. You're shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got replica written down the side of your gun, and the fact that I've got Desert Eagle .50 written down the side of mine should precipitate your balls into shrinkin' along with your presence. Now, fuck off.   (Snatch)

me so horny, me so stupid!   (40 Year Old Virgin, The)

1)What's the matter, those other kids didn't want to play with you? 2)[Whispering] They're afraid...   (Omen, The)

Life is good.   (Rat Pack (HBO), The)

Nobody sits like this rock sits. You rock, rock. The rock just sits and is. You show us how to just sit here and that's what we need.   (I ♥ Huckabees)

Do you think men don't hold enough cards, you have to take THIS away from us as well?   (Junior)

you people quoted everything wrong, get your shit right   (Booty Call)

That was some magic trick. You made their funding disappear!   (Dave)

And it will always be known, that YOU left your king in India!   (Alexander)

T-Bird: I got trouble. One of my crew got himself perished. Top Dollar: Yeah, and who might that be? T-Bird: Tin Tin, somebody stuck his blades in all his major organs in alphabetical order. Top Dollar: Gentlemen, by all means, I think we ought to have an introspective moment of silence for poor ol' Tin Tin. [sniffs cocaine]   (The Crow)

Nothing pure, old sport, is ever simple.   (Inserts)

1/ What do you think, Hank, will your plan work? 2/ Oh Billy.... It's pretty hard to do slight of hand with your fingers crossed, I'll tell ya!   (Powderkeg)

Renee Zellweger and Catherine Zeta-Jones were absolutely fantastic singing and dancing quite well in the movie Chicago.They are absolutely gorgeous.   (Chicago)

Well that's your name isn't it? Calvin Klein? It's written all over your underwear!   (Back to the Future)