1/_You elected? 2/_No...__I got nominated real good, though   (Magnificent Seven, The)

You're wearing my moustache.
Yeah? Well, you have mesh marks on your face.   (Great Muppet Caper, The)

It doesn't hurt here. And it doesn't hurt here. Just right in here.   (Tommy Boy)

Dibbs Sally 461-0192.   (Rain Man)

Have small space aliens come and landed in your brain and told you to go to the zoo and to free all the kangaroos?   (Good Burger)

Mary- Just doing my part to save the rainforest   (Superstar)

Fantastic microwave, BILL!   (Wild Life, The)

It?Äôs 106 miles to Chicago, we?Äôve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, its dark and we?Äôre wearing sunglasses   (T.N.T.)

Don't you have gun control in this country?   (Revenge of the Red Baron)

I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinski. But I am wearing her underwear.   (Mafia!)

1/_Lords of Death controlled by the Wing Kong, jack. Lords of Death are just errand boys for ther Wing Kong 2/_Great, who wiped out all those yellow turbans up there, I mean those guys were winning!   (Big Trouble in Little China)

Brad Allen: I've had hangovers before, but this time, even my hair hurts.   (Pillow Talk)

Natures first green is gold Her hardest hue to hold Early leafs a flower Only So an hour Then leaf subsides to leaf and Eden sinks to greif Dawn goes down to day Nothing gold can stay   (Outsiders, The)

It takes 50 years for the majority to be right. And then the majority is never right.   (Enemy of the People, An)

(After seeing the mermaid commercial with Derek) It's not my fault I look better with gel in my hair that with a little helmet with a light on it.   (Zoolander)

1) Let's be friends! 2) BEST friends!   (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)

Go be a teenager, it ends to soon, and it gets replaced by ribbons and lamp shades.   (Sleepover)

Fay this is so scrumptious! Is this hand schucked?   (What About Bob?)

Kick him in the nards, wolfman doesn't have nards . . . WOLF MAN HAS NARDS!   (Monster Squad, The)

I've had measles once. Now I'm immune.   (June Bride)