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It is not our strength, but our wits that make us men.   (Braveheart)

My god! She's been gone two weeks and she's dating a nazi.   (Play It Again, Sam)

fasten your seatbelts, clutch your buttocks, it's going to be a bumpy ride   (Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban)

We don't have a cow...We do have a bull though. I think I am going to go brush my teeth.   (Kingpin)

Before we left, he shot a football that he considered excess luggage   (Badlands)

You are beautiful!... You are ugwy...and you are-!   (Moulin Rouge!)

"You just pick the right one to be in the foxhole with, and when you're out of the foxhole, you keep your dick in your pants."   (In Good Company)

I?Äôm a carnivorous duck and I?Äôm in bad mood. Now start talking or I start eating. ?Ä? J. J. Anderson/Spaced Invaders/1989   (Spaced Invaders)

...Both deaths due to close encounters with stationary objects; office door for Mr. Cosgrove, '89 Porsche for Mr. Seagrave.   (Backdraft)

Roscoe: You still got those CIA plates in your head? Sheav: As far as I know.   (Dukes of Hazzard, The)

A little suction   (Father of the Bride Part II)

My mom says my dad's eyes are brown because he is so full of sh..   (Jersey Girl)

It is not sworn testimory, it's convicting people by rumor and hearsay and innuendo.   (Good Night, and Good Luck.)

Insiders pulled this job.   (McQ)

I hope my age is correct. Im always accurate about my age.   (Godfather: Part II, The)

I got a husband in jail, no job and no prospects.   (Hard Times)

Why do they call you *Chef*?... 'cause you like mangoes and stuff?   (Apocalypse Now)

We got no money, we got no food, our pets' heads are faling off!!   (Dumb & Dumber)

1/_They're afraid of you, aren't they? 2/_They should be   (Insider, The)

Oh? this one here's still alive... alright!! talk you!!! what's the matter?!?? Can't you talk with a gun in your mouth??!!   (Untouchables, The)