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Fuck me gently with a chainsaw   (Heathers)

George is dead...You might say he died in the saddle.   (Hot Spot, The)

...God knows what damage he's prepared to do!   (First Blood)

Man is not made for defeat. Man can be destoyed but not defeated.   (Old Man and the Sea, The)

I study traffic patterns.   (Mission Impossible 3)

true love never dies!   (Notebook, The)

1/_What do you do when your real life exceeds your dreams? 2/_Keep it to yourself   (Broadcast News)

They don't call me Barry Poppins for nothing.   (Meet the Fockers)

1:What's a taint? 2: Don't know. Sounds bad.   (Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story)

HEAVEN AND A NATURE AIN'T WORTH A FUCKIN' SHIT! YA'LL HOES GOTTA MOVE THIS SHIT OFFA THIS CORNER!   (Friday after Next)

1. I'll pick you up in an hour.
2. Great!!! That will give me some time to wax my chest.   (Blades of Glory)

1.I got a feeling one of is gonna wind up looking like $h1t. 2.I got a head start on you in that department.Its not fair.   (Big Bounce, The)

Sands: *Holds up gun*Have you ever used one of these? Mexican Kid: No... Sands:Good.You shouldn't.They are very bad.But right now, I need you to do is to shoot the bad guy.Is he close? Mexican Kid: Si' (yes) Sands: Okay.Smoke him.Smoke the fucker.Send him straight to fucking broadway. Mexican Kid: I can't. Sands: Okay.[Shot -jumps against wall-rolls back on kid point gun] Left or right? Mexican Kid: Right Sands: [shoots and misses]Was that your right, or my right? Mexican Kid: [whispers] My Right!   (Once Upon a Time in Mexico)

Wax. You gotta have wax.   (Surf Ninjas)

This truth shit is fun! Does anybody else got anything to share with the group?   (Mad Dog Time)

Erica: May I have permission to take this leaf?   (Blair Witch 2)

Won't you gentlemen have a Pepsi?   (Spies Like Us)

1. Cmon Chief lets play like we used too 2. You know this was your problem on the hunt   (Fox and the Hound, The)

Jack: i need sum if dos, what da ya call 'em?... David: ambasadors? Jack: yeah; right; you guys, you gotta be em-bastards, and tell the others we're on strike.   (Newsies)

First getting shot, then getting married. Bad habits.   (Long Riders, The)