(After seeing the mermaid commercial with Derek) It's not my fault I look better with gel in my hair that with a little helmet with a light on it.   (Zoolander)

--What are you going to do? --I'm gonna rattle his cage.   (Evil That Men Do, The)

--I liked it, Mom. Tasted like chicken. --It was chicken.   (Window,The)

What do ethics have to do with diplomacy?   (John Goldfarb, Please Come Home)

first guy: What are you doin' here? Second guy: Just tryin to prove to this tubby bitch I ain't gay.   (Dogma)

Renaissance Man   (Renaissance Man)

Wake up,slut! Well,well,well! We meet agian,nose biter! Time to pay the fiddler, whore!   (Dirty Work)

1)What about her. 2)Her?... Oh -- the First Lady...She was giving that commencement speech up in Bryn Mawr. I managed to catchher before she left the hotel. 1)And... 2)I told her his blood pressure went up after a little incident at `the hotel.' She seems to hate him more than ever. 1)Fine.   (Dave)

Ricky Bobby: Holding hands with a man makes me terribly uncomfortable. Jean Girard: It's a sign of affection in many countries. Ricky Bobby: Well not here. Jean Girard: It is not sexual in any way, please ignore the fact that I have an erection.   (Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby)

Pillowpants is her pussy troll. Duh.   (Clerks II)

mirror, you see what i had to work with here the nerves were completly severed here mr napire   (Batman)

Are you trying to say that jesus christ cant hit a curve ball!!!   (Major League)

Ah, man, the brother's in on it? He must've grown up in a white neighborhood. A gun? Scratch that, he's a real brother, just getting screwed over with the rest of us.   (National Security)

When the fox hears the rabbit scream, he comes a-running..... but not to help   (Hannibal)

You grabbed me right on the ass!   (Sweetest Thing, The)

reject all basic assumptions of civilazation and the importance of material possessions   (Fight Club)

Mugatu: You have no evidence. Han-stupid destroyed everything.   (Zoolander)

It's domestic. The CIA can't go nosing around. It's illegal.   (Pelican Brief, The)

Governor: Sheav, let's go get us a chocolate hotdog.   (Dukes of Hazzard, The)

I'm on my own and I've got a flat, a can of Mase and a subscrition to Variety, I'm all set.   (Beaches)