So I jump ship in Hong Kong, make my way over Tibet and get a job in the Hymmalians as a looper. - Looper? - Yeah, caddy, jock. So I tell them I'm a pro jock, and guess who they give me. The Dahli Llama himself. The 12th son of the Llama, graceful flowing robe, bald, stricking. SO we tee off and big hitter the Llama long. He hits it into this 20,000 foot abyss and the edge of this glacier. He turns to me and he says, 'Goonga galoongo, goonga galoongo.' So we finish 18 and he's about to stiff me. So I say, 'hey Llama, how about a little something for the effort you know.' He says, 'there will be no money, but when you die, on your death bed you will recieve total consciencousness.' So I got that going for me, which is nice.   (Caddyshack)

You are driving again for criminals.   (Last Run, The)

Bo: I dated a Korean girl in high school. Sheav: That is an entirely different Oriental nation, get an education.   (Dukes of Hazzard, The)

If you make a mistake, you gotta deal with the man, and lemme tell ya he is one rough ol' boy!   (Cool Hand Luke)

Did anybody ever tell you that you look like a penis with a little hat on? That does it,you're out of here.   (League of Their Own, A)

I think about fucking a lot during school.   (Donnie Darko)

Whats your number? Whats your fucking number   (Gattaca)

We got this medical plan that's really next...if you get run over by an armadillo.   (T. R. Baskin)

Fay this is so scrumptious! Is this hand schucked?   (What About Bob?)

I'm paying you to watch her, ain't I? So why don't you get to work?   (Girl Happy)

You all, listen to me! LISTEN! The other ships will still be looking to us, the Black Pearl, to lead, and what will they see? Frightened bilge rats aboard a derelict ship? No, they will see free men and freedom! And the enemy will see the flash of our cannons, and they will hear the ringing of our swords, and they will know what we can do! With the sweat of our brow and the strength of our backs and the courage in our hearts! Gentlemen, Hoist the Colors!   (
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I have no response for that   (Billy Madison)

Grandpa George, Grandma Georginna, Grandma Josphine and Grandpa Joe!   (Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory)

May I take your picture, Mr. Van Meer?   (Foreign Correspondent)

Is the only way you can succeed is to see me fail?   (Gattaca)

1)Yo Steve, Your history.. 2)BBBut I'm on my break 3)Well stay on it   (Road House)

Max Stafford: [over Lex's GSM phone] You misunderstand. Mr. Weyland-- he's offered to fund...the foundation with which you are associated for a full year if you'll meet with him. Alexa Woods: Tomorrow's gonna be a problem. It'll take me a week to get back to the world. [she reaches the top of her climb] Max Stafford: Yes, I told Mr. Weyland that. [now off the phone] Max Stafford: He said he didn't have a week.   (Alien vs. Predator)

Fancy slipping upstairs for a slank, Moira?   (My Life So Far)

It's your neck, Lockhart. If you want a Christian funeral, you'd better leave some money with the undertaker.   (Man From Laramie, The)

honey im wanted in 14 states   (Crazy in Alabama)