1.) Just tell me you're gonna smoke him. 2.) Like a motherfuckin'pack of Kools.   (Low Down Dirty Shame, A)

I am going to take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner. Then I am never going to call her again.   (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

1) Grant, if you do not produce Joanna in one week, I am going to hire a mass of mercenaries to hunt you down and chop off the protruding parts of your body. Is that clear? 2) I'll find her. I mean, you'll have your daughter soon. Bye!   (Overboard)

Harry, I took care of it!   (Dumb & Dumber)

Actually that was all just a test to see how you respond to crazy people, and you passed.   (Must Love Dogs)

(Seymour) I named her Audrey 2. (Audrey) Afta me? (Seymour) I hope you don't mind... (Audrey) SSQQQUUUEEEEEEEKKKK!   (Little Shop of Horrors)

So, what ya got here, Brenda, is a guy who's been creeping around since at least 1700, pretending to croak every once-and-a-while, leaving all his goods to kids who've been corpses for years, and assuming their identities.   (Highlander)

Yvette will you attend to the Colonel and give him anything he desires ... within reason that is.   (Clue)

How many times have you lost everything, Jack?   (Havana)

You think you're going to create a T-shirt company? You can't even dress yourself!   (Orange County)

A man makes his own way.   (Departed, The)

Total bacon, dude!   (Knockaround Guys)

Hansel: Excuse me brah Dere: You're excused, and im not you brah!   (Zoolander)

Parting a soup is not a miracle, Bruce. It's a magic trick. A single mom who's working two jobs, and still finds time to take her son to soccer practice, that's a miracle. A teenager who says no to drugs and yes to an education, that's a miracle. People want me to do everything for them. What they don't realize is they have the power. You want to see a miracle, son? Be the miracle.   (Bruce Almighty)

(Holding Penis Shaped Cookie) It's a.... umm... uh... It's a ROCKET SHIP!!!!!!!   (Death to Smoochy)

1) Good morning, sir. Are you feeling all right? 2) I had a little trouble with the fireplace.   (Hunchback of Notre Dame, The)

Hard a hard night, Bud?!   (Dark Passage)

Oh sexy girlfriend!!   (Sixteen Candles)

This is nucking futs!   (Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star)

I hope you realize you've just committed assault.

I know, I know. Time was, you actually had to hit somebody.   (Big Trouble)