fiveeasypieces

Russell..the guitar riffs are incendiary!!!   (Almost Famous)

1/ Don't call me *boss*! 2/ You gunna train me? 1/ No! 2/ You won't mind me callin' you *boss* then...   (Million Dollar Baby)

I'd like to get my hands on whoever wrote this script!   (Muppet Treasure Island)

Someday they'll rebuild Rio.   (Drive-In)

No way! Right now I'm locked and loaded down incase I meet up with them sons of bitches who shot pool.   (Southern Comfort)

You're asking to do something against the Jedi code, against the Republic, against a mentor and a friend. That's what out of place here. Why are you asking this of me?   (Star Wars: Episode III)

Politics is out, sex is out. All the great themes have been done. They've been turned into theme parks.   (Pump up the Volume
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Hey You .. Quadraped.. Specken Zee English   (Madagascar)

Faith: Hey Lily, i'mgoing to stay her with my family for a while Lily: When are you coming home (SILENCE) Lily's dad: Come on Lil   (Just in Time)

I told her not to marry you!You selfish thing...   (Amadeus)

You're fired. I want him!   (My Cousin Vinny)

Theresa: get this into one of your 2 heads...   (Looking for Mr. Goodbar)

do you remember the old tales mr. frodo they had a lot of chances at turning back only they didnt because they were holding on to something. what are we holding on to sam. that thers still some good in this world mr. frodo and its worth fighting for   (Lord of the Rings, The)

I study traffic patterns.   (Mission Impossible 3)

My son is not a freak!   (Boy In The Plastic Bubble, The)

The heater conked out. Now matter how hard he tried, the mohel couldn't coax Greg's tiny little turtle from its shell.   (Meet the Fockers)

Youth is a series of low comedy disasters.   (Monkey Business)

Major Payne: I'm sorry, Mr. Handicapped Man. I did not mean to offend you. Do you understand sign language? Can you read lips? Well if you don't answer me when I speak to you, I'm gonna put my foot in your ass, is that clear dummy?   (Major Payne)

My grammy never gave gits she was too busy getting raped by Cosaks   (Annie Hall)

Oh come now Prince Philip. Why so melancholy? A glorious future lies before you - you, the destined hero, of a charming fairy tale come true. Behold - King Stephan's castle. And in yonder top most tower, dreaming of her true love, the Princess Aurora. But see the gracious whim of fate - why, 'tis the self-same peasant maid, who won the heart of our noble prince but yesterday. She is indeed, most wondrous fair. Gold of sunshine in her hair, lips that shame the red red rose. In ageless sleep, she finds repose. The years roll by, but a a hundred years to a steadfast heart, are but a day. And now, the gates of a dungeon part, and our prince is free to go his way. Off he rides, on his noble steed, a valiant figure, straight and tall! To wake his love with loves' first kiss! And prove that true love conquers all! AHAHAHAHAHA!   (Sleeping Beauty)