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Ed hates anything that keeps him from going to the movies every night. I guess I'm what you call a Garbo widow.   (Dinner at Eight)

Duecy, you have a way of pleasuring a woman that would SICKEN a normal man   (Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo)

the winking and blinking of the other eye   (Arsenic and Old Lace)

Carter, I thought I could handle this, but I was wrong.   (Cinderella Story, A)

Gracie: I don't see why I couldn't be Tina! Sam: You don't see that?   (Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous)

No one outside this room has that information.   (Spies Like Us)

Nice work, Gumby.   (Red Heat)

Well polish my nust and serve me a milk-shake.   (American Wedding)

i know a kid who is cross-eyed, but he sees everything backwards so it evens out...   (Gummo)

Chris, look, son. I love you, but you're scorching my shirt.   (Timeline)

We lose everything that we care about. Those are your words.   (Deja Vu)

I know you all of two minutes and already I don't like you.   (Midnight Run)

Everything's up to date in Kansas City, they've gone about as fer as they can go.   (Oklahoma!)

PONYBOY: Do you got a cigarette Johnny,I'm scared. JOHNNY: Well don't be man your scarin' me. What happened? PONYBOY: Darry hit me. I swear we used to get along fine before mom and dad died. Now he can't stand me. JOHNNY: I think I like better when my old man's hitting me. At least he knows I'm there.   (Outsiders, The)

Live or die, make your choice.   (Saw)

I picked her off with a thousand mil from 120 yards out. It was beautiful.   (Paparazzi)

1. There's a snail in the desert? 2. Yea 'cuz the alien space ship dropped him off. 1. And he can talk? 2. Yea, because they gave him magical powers--Dude, you're focusing on the wrong part of the story!   (Joe Dirt)

champ- I like to have enjoy myself sometimes.. get a couple cocktails in me.. start a fire in someones kitchen... go to seaworld take my pants off.   (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

Whatever God does is for the best.   (Pather Panchali)

i just got so hurt... really hurt... and sometimes when that happens... something inside just shuts off   (Fever Pitch)