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Gay Guy 1: He just did 10 push ups....I cant even do 10 with these scrawny arms Gay Guy 2: They're not scrawny, their nice :0)   (Big Daddy)

Show Dick Some Respect!   (Breakfast Club, The)

someone passes you the weaponized hallucinogen   (Batman Begins)

[a scarab has just crawled under Jonathan's skin]
Jonathan: Do something! Do something!
[Rick whips out a knife]
Jonathan: Not that! Not that!   (Mummy, The)

This is fate we're talking about, and if fate works at all, it works because people think that THIS TIME, it isn't going to happen!   (Dead Again)

1. I wasn't always a cop. 2. Yeah, you broke a few laws!   (Beverly Hills Cop II)

Principal photography has been completed!   (Cecil B. DeMented)

you know you were seeing parts of my body that i will never get to see oh belive me your not missing that much pulmarny alviero gastro musco techinal villa stranges place so far with familar names hey jack go to the mirror in the bed room will you why? i just fingerd i don't know what the hell you look like jacks hicups are you drunk? no no i got up to fast im just a little dizzy is that you? yea thats me look at you yea look at me go to the mirror how is this a little to close jack is this better you know were gonna need a lot of more a help can you drive is your head clear yes slap yourself in the face what your face slap it harder agin how does it feel it feels good sober yet? one more time the jack putter machine zero defects god help us   (Innerspace)

NOW show them your badge!   (Bad Boys II)

1/_What is that? 2/_Mother-fuckin' crack, man! 1/_That's right.. jimmy-crack-corn, 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... oh man, you federally fucked now!   (Training Day)

I hate the opera. Why do we have to go to the opera anyway? They don't even sing in English. At least they could sing in English.   (Death Wish 4: The Crackdown)

Come on, Carla. Talk to me.   (Murder at 1600)

--Like you said 'The law is the law and we have to face up to it sometime.'
--When did I say that?   (Support Your Local Sheriff!)

1. These people need to get to a hospital, how fast can you land this plane? 2. I cant say. 1. C'mon, you can tell me, Im a doctor. 2. No, I dont know when I can land. 1. Can you make a guess? 2. Well, not for another 2 hours. 1. You cant make a guess for another 2 hours? 2. No, I cant land the plane for another 2 hours.   (Airplane!)

i've got my own ride   (Boogeyman)

1: She sounds like a real classy broad. 2: You wouldn't know a classy broad if she took a dump on your head.   (Outside Providence)

You have to accept the possibility that god doesn't like you, he never wanted you, and in all probability he hates you, this isn't the worst that can happen. You can run water over it and make it worse or...listen to me...or you can pour vinegar on it to neutrulize the pain. But first you have to give up, you have to know...not fear but know, that someday you are going to die. It is only have we have lost everything we are free to do anything.   (Fight Club)

1/_You, uh, done any stunt work before? 2/_I got outta 'Nam in one piece, that's a hell of a stunt 1/_Ancient history 2/_Seems like yesterday to me   (Stunt Man, The)

But I'm not Perry Mason. I'm not some TV lawyer.   (Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil)

One night driving a Mercedes, and you're already an asshole.   (Ice Harvest, The)